Ever since a kid I've loved to swim. I like boating too but nothing beats actually feeling the water against your skin and the sand beneath your feet.

Why do I feel more comfortable in...

If I walk around my apartment in my knickers, what's the worst that can happen?

I have a dream! I dream of a time when kids can marry their own father, or a goat! I want to take my views into schools and raise the next generation to be homosexuals. I want to burn churches...

I think my boyfriend is stealing from me. I woke up this morning and all my pubes had gone. Why would he steal them? I mean really! How much can a few wiry, black hairs actually be worth?

Since hearing about the anti-obesity drug, rimonabant, I've thought of nothing else. I am currently a size 10 and dream of being thin. You can imagine my disappointment when I was told I...

If failing to make eye contact when toasting gets you seven years of bad sex, can you get yourself eternal life by repeatedly screwing up toasts?

Are there any draw backs to eternal life?...

My right armpit is smellier than my left armpit, and my breath stinks of garlic. What should I do?

My best friend is going out with a cannibal. I know this because I've seen her nibble on a child and throw its remains into a bone pit beneath their house.

I've tried to accept his...