My First Paperback Coming Soon

Sunday 15th April, 2012

You're probably aware that I have a book coming out soon - in paperback. I'm just waiting for the go-ahead from book shops who are waiting for their copies to arrive.

Arrogant, manipulator with delusions of grandeur disrupts boat race to protest elitism

Saturday 7th April, 2012

Today, Trenton Oldfield ruined an event for which top athletes had trained intensively, in a massively misguided attempt to protest against elitism. Eighteen people had something they'd worked for for years, stolen away from them by a complete pillock, whose only credentials were being arrogant enough to think he possessed a superior world view.

My Latest Black Comedy Short Story

Tuesday 6th March, 2012

Naughty me, I've been neglecting this blog again. I'll be back shortly to tell you about the things I've been up to in more detail. However, for now, I just wanted to let you know that I've written a new short story, London, the Doggy and Me and it's free to download until Thursday.

Lipstick and Smugness

Saturday 14th January, 2012
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I need to maintain a profession standard over at my writing blog, so here seems like the best place to say OH MY GOD - YAY!

Free Short Stories by Me!

Sunday 1st January, 2012
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If you like to follow my writing but don't have time to read a whole novel, then you may be pleased to hear that three short stories are available to download already and they're totally free.

Happy New Year

Sunday 1st January, 2012
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Season's greetings to my blog readers. Also, here's my annual Christmas quiz.




Retro Posts
Two posts from the past have come back to haunt you

Artificial Trees

Tuesday 20th December, 2005
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I've never been a big fan of artificial trees but the selection sold at this street stall at High Cross in Truro really tops the lot. Florescent pinks, green and blue? Yuck. But then aren't mos

Cornwall's Great White Shark

Saturday 11th August, 2007
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A trip to Cornwall wouldn't be a trip to Cornwall this season without a great white shark sighting. Fortunately I managed to snap one with my camera whilst swimming off Falmouth.

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