My First Paperback Coming Soon
You're probably aware that I have a book coming out soon - in paperback. I'm just waiting for the go-ahead from book shops who are waiting for their copies to arrive.
Arrogant, manipulator with delusions of grandeur disrupts boat race to protest elitism
Today, Trenton Oldfield ruined an event for which top athletes had trained intensively, in a massively misguided attempt to protest against elitism. Eighteen people had something they'd worked for for years, stolen away from them by a complete pillock, whose only credentials were being arrogant enough to think he possessed a superior world view.
My Latest Black Comedy Short Story
Naughty me, I've been neglecting this blog again. I'll be back shortly to tell you about the things I've been up to in more detail. However, for now, I just wanted to let you know that I've written a new short story, London, the Doggy and Me and it's free to download until Thursday.
Lipstick and Smugness
I need to maintain a profession standard over at my writing blog, so here seems like the best place to say OH MY GOD - YAY!
Free Short Stories by Me!
If you like to follow my writing but don't have time to read a whole novel, then you may be pleased to hear that three short stories are available to download already and they're totally free.
Cornwall's Great White Shark
A trip to Cornwall wouldn't be a trip to Cornwall this season without a great white shark sighting. Fortunately I managed to snap one with my camera whilst swimming off Falmouth.
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