Rowing and Regatta Star to Model Edible Shorts?

Balliol rowing coach, Rich T, has made it onto the cover of pretigious sports magazine, Rowing and Regatta.

He tells me "Initially I was surprised to find myself on the front cover, then briefly mortified at how cheesy the photograph was, but soon I soon realised that the cover of Rowing and Regatta. had, overnight, elevated me to a status of iconic importance; I had become a hero to millions. I feel hugely honoured to have been chosen for this role, but also there is an undeniable sense of responsibility."

Clearly this is the start of something big. When asked about future modelling jobs Rich added "I have been receiving dozens of phone calls since the release of Rowing and Regatta with requests from magazines and even sky tv to become the front for various advertising campaigns.

"However, until I have found myself a suitable agent I will not be accepting any of these offers; but I have to say that right now I am very interested in an opportunity to model edible underwear for Ann Summers. I feel that it is the logical progression from being on the front of Rowing and Regatta." Rumour has it that he will be modelling an edible version of the shorts above.

Unlike myself, Rich seems to be a fan of magazine, explaining, "My favourite magazine has always been Tractor the agricultural heritage weekly. I would love to be on the front of that sometime in the future. Normally the front cover is dominated by impressive machinary, but I think perhaps they could add a classy touch with a photograph of myself riding the new Combine Harvester XK664."

Then I asked Rich the question that everybody's been wanting to ask, but nobody dared to bring up - If you were a type of salt, what would you be?

"That's an easy one to answer. It would have to be pink rock salt. those large irregular salt crystals put normal table salt to shame. they taste great, even on their own and the colour just makes it. I shan't be eating normal white salt like your average Joe now that I'm a cover model."

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