Thursday 20th July, 2006

The Shame of Being Considered Worth Knowing

Who would have thought that being named one of the 50 people least worth knowing from Oxford would be considered an honour?

Far from angering the selection of friends, acquaintances and pseudo-enemies that I labelled fattening, inferior, desperate and dangerous, I seem to have complimented those who made my list and inadvertently offended those who didn't.

Of course everybody has their own opinions on who should or shouldn't have made the list and few people have spared me their in-depth thoughts on the matter. It is clear that there are some thoroughly appalling people in Oxford who I entirely overlooked.

So violent was the response to my original list that I considered extending it to include 60 or 70 worthless people but instead I have decided to temporarily leave the project and compile an updated list in about six months time. You have been warned.

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Can i be on the next list?

Pwetty pwease?!

Posted by Abbi on Thursday 20th July, 2006 at 21:13

I suppose if i am to persuade you to list me, then i should spell my name right..!

Posted by Abbi on Thursday 20th July, 2006 at 21:19

Pab;p/Pablo,

I know people are falling over themselves to belong to my prestigious list but are you even from Oxford?

Posted by Sha on Thursday 20th July, 2006 at 21:56

Erm...no...BUT dont be geographicalist!

Anyway, youre from Cornwall, not Oxford and made the last list! ;)

Posted by Abbi on Thursday 20th July, 2006 at 23:14

Monkey liked being mentioned in the same sentence as 'adventures'.

Posted by Leigh W on Thursday 20th July, 2006 at 23:55

Yeah...when Enrique found out he didn't make the list, he was so offended that he divorced me.

On the other hand, I told my uncle about this list, and he said, "You have made the family proud." Go figure.

x

Posted by Kaitlin on Friday 21st July, 2006 at 03:19

I was a little miffed you included babe magnet over me, but I'm over it now.

Posted by Invisible Romantic on Friday 21st July, 2006 at 21:19

Delighted I made the list. Also delighted to hear you are in pursuit of my full name.

Well - for one, I'm not on facebook (loathe the thing), and for two, I've left Oxford. So knowing it would not be to any advantage.

Plus - confusion upon confusion - Jane isn't technically my name. So... well... just be content to know me as Crabby Blogger. Sums me up better than any name would.

Shakespeare, 'Whats in a name?'

Posted by Abbi on Friday 21st July, 2006 at 21:44

P.S. If you end up adding Enrique in a future list, be sure to add Mark also. He is far more polygamous than I am. x

Posted by Kaitlin on Saturday 22nd July, 2006 at 22:31

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