Saturday 5th August, 2006

That hair-curling son of a...

Some months back, on discovering a woman's curling tong in the bedroom of a guy I'd been involved with for almost two weeks, I demanded

"Have you got a girlfriend or have you been curling your own hair?"

After explaining that they belonged to a female friend the guy remarked,

"I can't believe you thought I'd been curling my hair!"

Do we really live in a world where two-timing is considered more acceptable than a man curling his hair?

3 up, 1 down

5 Comments

Hahahaha. OF COURSE.

Posted by Invisible Romantic on Saturday 5th August, 2006 at 23:53

Men using womens accessories is not proper. Much like my spelling (or did i spell everything right this time? Surely my prose is incorrect or something.).

Posted by Abbi on Sunday 6th August, 2006 at 23:40

Two-timing is extremely common. Men curling hair is not. Ergo, the latter is the more deviant behaviour.

Posted by Abbi on Tuesday 8th August, 2006 at 21:13

He's a callous, detached freak. You're so much better off without.

Posted by Leigh W on Wednesday 9th August, 2006 at 02:08

To WadhamGhoul

More deviant yes but wouldn't you rather a potential love interest thought you vain than unfaithful?

To LW

I'm astounded at how well you've summarised him, I hereby appoint you my new romance consultant with the power to vet all future partners - no wait, I appointed at least 5 consultants last time I realised I couldn't trust my own judgement and did I ever listen to any of them?

Posted by Sha on Wednesday 9th August, 2006 at 17:24

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