Sunday 13th August, 2006

Insurance against being let down by those you trust

I was horrified to discover even more evidence that lawyers are blood sucking vermin determined to profit from any form of human tragedy. Civil partnerships have only been legal in this country for nine months, not long, but apparently long enough for lawyers to have developed Commitment Ceremony Insurance.

Whilst browsing the magazine Diva, out dropped a leaflet for guaranteeing the lowest prices on insurance that covers problems ranging from lost rings to broken presents. However what outraged me most, even more the fact that the cheapest wedding you could insure was one costing £7500, was the fact that the cover included the cost of professional counselling should your spouse suffer a particularly debilitating strain of cold feet and fail to turn up at the ceremony.

Coming soon: Relationship insurance - Free therapy should you break up - Special discounts available for those who have a history of successful relationships.

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Funny you should mention it. If you go to M&S in Oxford, they offer wedding insurances, too. For example, I noticed, it covers the cake...

Posted by Christian on Monday 21st August, 2006 at 11:13

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