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Overheard on a train:
Girl #1: Did you hear Britney's been in rehab?
Girl #2: (lacking enthusiasm) Really.
Girl #1: And she shaved all her hair off.
Girl #2: Oh my God! That's terrible!
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Britney is the kind of daughter who would make a gorilla proud. She's inquisitive, a good dancer and started breeding young. You humans should cut her some slack.
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Haha. I will say, though, in Girl #2's defense: it is certainly more surprising that a female celebrity would shave all her hair off than would enter rehab. Even for someone as slovenly as Miss Spears. Sad, but true.