Tuesday 6th April, 2010

Poetry Contest Winners Announced

The winners of the challenge to design a poem that conveys "The post you are looking for cannot be found" are hereby announced:

Third place: A Tragic Shame by Ed

We cannot find for what you came.

If its absence a tragic shame

you could try entering your username.

For some things are revealed when you persist

to see content for a selective list.

Although maybe it just don't exist.

Second place: Give up already by Kate D

This post, my dear, does not exist,

You've looked for hours,

You must desist,

The link is broken,

Leads nowhere,

I'm sure you're tearing out your hair.

Three hours online is bad enough,

Without sifting through all this stuff,

Search engines just fill you with scorn,

Give up already and settle for porn.

First place: Toast Intentions by Anonymous

You were hoping to find a juicy post,

When you sent a request to this host,

Stop whining,

And go sign in,

If not, your intentions are toast.

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Ed, Kate D
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