Monday 29th June, 2009

Buying Assorted Rubber Ducks - The Pros and Cons

Advantages to buying 12 rubber ducks in assorted colours of the rainbow for £1:

  • a bit of company while you soak
  • gives your bath accessories a gay pride theme
  • very pretty

Disadvantages to buying 12 rubber ducks in assorted colours of the rainbow for £1:

  • by the time you persuade the 12th duck to float upright, three earlier ones have already sunk, so that after not to long you find yourself sitting in a bowl of luke-warm water, surrounded by dead pond life.

Categories:
environment => animals & plants => animals => birds
games & toys => toys

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Disadvantage: No sane person would ever share a bath with someone who had 12 ducks in with them already because 1) they are akin to having 5 cuddly toys on your bed, which is downright weird once you've turned 10 2)there wouldn't be enough room in a standard bath for 2 people and 12 ducks and 3) ducks are the most evil creatures on God's green earth.

Posted by Guess who...! on Tuesday 27th October, 2009 at 13:17

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