Yesterday I was rude to another stranger and a close friend as a result of my anti-lawyer attitude and so I've decided that enough is enough. I will conquer my lawyer phobia!

Today I noticed that one of the top providers of tacky fashion clothing was doing a BOGOF promotion on many items. I wondered how they could afford to offer such great deals and discovered that the shop was using its manikins to model more than one outfit at once.

On discovering that my cat had been put down by the vet, a much loved friend for whom English is not the mother tongue, warned a mutual friend..

Mr Punch is a very naughty boy indeed. When I stole a wooden spoon from the kitchen then snuck up to my sleeping baby brother and hit him with it, I'm sure I was just imitating Mr Punch...

I'm still sceptical about my mum's full moon theory but there's no doubt that there was something unusual going on in that home today, perhaps there was something in the water or maybe they have secret meetings when the carers aren't looking, in which they plan days like today

One issue that frequently crops up when discussing sexuality is that of having children. There is always somebody that wants to inform me that new scientific techniques are being developed so that

Intelligent makeup is something that has intrigued me since it went on the market about 12 months ago. I wasn't entirely sure in what way a foundation could be intelligent, it didn't seem fair to expect it to take an IQ test that was developed with the western adult human in mind, yet I wasn't sure by what criteria I could test it.

My mum is very upset by my cat's death but is determined to find optimistic aspects, for example she now uses the cat flap as an outlet for the tumble dryer pipe, something she was afraid to do before in case Austin came in from outside and ended up tumbling around in the dryer!