Some people fear spiders, some people fear snakes, I fear hens. Not the feathered, clucking kind, but the kind dressed in a cheap white veil with a L-plate dangling from around her neck.

Why do you need to ride to a cathedral on a $10,000,000 unicorn to prove that you love somebody?

To save you agonising over which of the 10,000 England World Cup products to buy, I have scouted out the ten worst products, so that you can rule them out.

Take a look at a dating website, any dating website, and you will find men trying to sell themselves in pictures. No doubt these men think their albums are filled with subtly and originality, but more often than not the photos follow a familiar pattern.

Summer brings sun, warmer sea, a wider range of ice cream and special holiday morons. Moron tourists are probably full time morons, but I'm only treated to an insight into their lives during one season of the year, thankfully.

With every new technology comes new ways to be intolerable and the internet has successfully reared some whole new brands of wally. Here are some of the worst.

Since it's moron week, I thought it would be negligent not to mention the vast array of human irritations that you get on trains. There's something about being packed into a speeding metal tin that makes many people even more intolerable than usual.

The world is full of ridiculous and annoying people and swimming pools are not immune to them, despite the overall state of euphoria generated buy having a really good swim. Here is a list of the main categories of swimming pool moron to watch out for.