Alektorophobia - My journey as a sufferer of hen(party) dread

Monday 23rd August, 2010
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Some people fear spiders, some people fear snakes, I fear hens. Not the feathered, clucking kind, but the kind dressed in a cheap white veil with a L-plate dangling from around her neck.

10 Things I Hate About Weddings

Thursday 12th August, 2010
10 Things I Hate About Weddings thumnail

Why do you need to ride to a cathedral on a $10,000,000 unicorn to prove that you love somebody?

The 10 Most Ridiculous World Cup 2010 Novelty Items

Sunday 13th June, 2010
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To save you agonising over which of the 10,000 England World Cup products to buy, I have scouted out the ten worst products, so that you can rule them out.

A man's guide to selling himself online

Thursday 29th April, 2010
A man's guide to selling himself online thumnail

Take a look at a dating website, any dating website, and you will find men trying to sell themselves in pictures. No doubt these men think their albums are filled with subtly and originality, but more often than not the photos follow a familiar pattern.

New Birthday Rules

Friday 27th October, 2006
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Thanks to everyone who helped me celebrate my birthday in style. As a consequence of some hilariously inappropriate costumes and conducts, I have been forced to develop a set of rules which apply to any subsequent parties.

The Four Types of Football Supporters in Pubs

Sunday 10th September, 2006
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Having wasted no less that half an hour searching the Cowley Road area for a pub where I felt comfortable to watch a football match, I have been able to divide pub football supporters into four crude categories, ranging in degree of tolerability.

Barcelona 2 - 1 Arsenal

Thursday 18th May, 2006
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Watching Arsenal fans bawl their eyes out - Priceless

Wenger Spikes Spurs Food

Sunday 7th May, 2006
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Fake Tottenham News - Because the real Tottenham News is too depressing.



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