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Alektorophobia - My journey as a sufferer of hen(party) dread

Monday 23rd August, 2010
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Some people fear spiders, some people fear snakes, I fear hens. Not the feathered, clucking kind, but the kind dressed in a cheap white veil with a L-plate dangling from around her neck.

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10 Things I Hate About Weddings

Thursday 12th August, 2010
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Why do you need to ride to a cathedral on a $10,000,000 unicorn to prove that you love somebody?

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The 10 Naffest Valentine's Presents of 2010

Sunday 14th February, 2010
The 10 Naffest Valentine's Presents of 2010 thumnail

Knitted willy warmers and a tank driving experience are among the worst Valentine's gifts that I've seen available this year. (With clickable pictures to help you fully appreciate the virtues of each product.)

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2009-2010

Wednesday 30th December, 2009
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Regard my annual Christmas card and see if you can complete the quiz.

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When I'm 129

Sunday 25th October, 2009
When I'm 129 thumnail

I hope I'm still doing this the day before my birthday when I'm 129...

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Merry Christmas 2007

Tuesday 25th December, 2007
Merry Christmas 2007 thumnail

My 2007 Christmas Card.

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Birthdays are good for you

Thursday 1st November, 2007
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Birthdays are good for you.

Statistics prove that the people who have the most live longest.

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New Birthday Rules

Friday 27th October, 2006
New Birthday Rules thumnail

Thanks to everyone who helped me celebrate my birthday in style. As a consequence of some hilariously inappropriate costumes and conducts, I have been forced to develop a set of rules which apply to any subsequent parties.

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