The LoonyBin Caption Game

Captions

22/12/2011 23:13:23	Yeh they all say a big cock is great but that fucking monster would come out the other side! - Anonymous
22/12/2011 23:11:49	I saw the end...no bodie was spared, not even the children! - Anonymous
05/11/2011 15:04:39	just saved him but not kissing him - Anonymous
27/09/2011 22:22:55	Zach wishes that he'd read the wedding invite to Jennys wedding properly... - Shane
27/09/2011 22:18:14	Sha looking forward to getting beaten by Man City again...... - Shane
24/09/2011 22:48:39	wait a second -- that aint water - Anonymous
18/09/2011 8:37:03	Is this an advert for bottled water with the strap line: 'There's wet, and then there's Volvic' - Anonymous
30/06/2011 12:17:02	Do you take plastic? - Anonymous
19/06/2011 17:39:21	Ok so here I go with the inevitable..."STHLHS" - Private Member
19/06/2011 16:10:13	Devon County Council survey local residents in preparation for new signpost campaign. - Anonymous
10/01/2011 23:49:29	this isn't a caption, but in case you were wondering or wanting to tag, that's my cousin (Susie R) I'm with. x - Anonymous
06/01/2011 22:44:47	One hundred trolleys can't be wrong - Anonymous
31/12/2010 10:33:15	Feck me!!...these new x-ray specs are really good - thank you specsavers - Anonymous
31/12/2010 10:30:37	that remind me...forgot to post that letter - Anonymous
31/12/2010 10:18:12	The Barman eyes the drinker of the WooWoo - Anonymous
31/12/2010 10:08:43	on a night out in LA, Lady gaga and Mag curse the Paparazzi - Anonymous
31/12/2010 10:02:36	you b!thch, take that for takeing the last choc in the box - Anonymous
31/12/2010 10:01:19	yells cool aid, falls over and now can not get up -- roflol - Anonymous
31/12/2010 9:59:49	It was just after when the wax was placed on his top lip when he realised just how painful leg waxing really is... - Anonymous
31/12/2010 9:55:33	Archaeologists discover a series of small walls - Anonymous
31/12/2010 9:36:29	5,4,3,2,1 -- Dudley we have lift off - Anonymous
31/12/2010 9:34:42	who in their right mind is not goanna comment on these juicy looking melons? Not me I'll bring the tone down ;o) - Anonymous
31/12/2010 9:32:44	sniff my thumb - Anonymous
31/12/2010 9:31:20	Susannah Constantine wonders why Sue Perkins is posing on her door step at 3 in the morning! - Anonymous
31/12/2010 9:19:21	o happy days are here again - Anonymous
31/12/2010 9:16:58	You said it was dis big on your blog....cant see it now!! - Anonymous
25/11/2010 3:13:20	My parents are also fosters :) - Anonymous
11/11/2010 6:57:41	Reuben: She started it! - Suzi
11/11/2010 6:55:37	And they say I drink too much! - Suzi
24/09/2010 22:17:54	this is a rare picture of lady gaga's parents - Anonymous
24/09/2010 21:13:35	I think I've seen that species before! - Anonymous
24/09/2010 21:12:58	Who thought I'd get a taste of my own medicine? - Anonymous
24/09/2010 21:12:17	I'll obviously be the new Einstein! Look at my new invention! Woohoo :) - Anonymous
23/09/2010 19:10:40	Floored by a 3 year old and a kids play thing. That must be Sha in the photo. - Suzi
10/08/2010 15:23:40	Hey I don't see any akes or ders, that was a waste of chan from the 21 machine - Anonymous
31/07/2010 21:34:35	Sha denies ever working on the Al Murray tv series 'time gentlemen please'.....damn barmans hand!!!! - Shane
31/07/2010 21:27:36	it took a while for Suzi to convince Sha she could wear invisible stilts - Shane
30/07/2010 22:42:54	Sha's attempts to dress a coat stand as an imaginary friend ends in disaster - Shane
30/07/2010 20:28:00	Dan explains the meaning of the quote 'gonna need a bigger boat' - Anonymous
30/07/2010 20:25:02	The new Asda shopping bus. - Shane
26/07/2010 23:21:03	Moose: "Just what I need. I'm terribly horny." - Anonymous
26/07/2010 21:29:59	There was arachnophobia, and then there was Isla... - Anonymous
26/07/2010 21:27:23	The interns thought it was demeaning but somebody had to put the ghost in "Dartmoor Ghost Tours." - Anonymous
26/07/2010 21:01:51	Sha denies that the sea was cold, as she piles on another layer. - Anonymous
26/07/2010 21:00:33	David hurries over hoping that it's another opportunity to recycle "I like cats but I couldn't eat a whole one." It isn't. - Private Member
26/07/2010 20:46:05	The group place bets as to what charred food item #3 might be. - Anonymous
26/07/2010 14:15:54	So that's how... Hang on, what? - Anonymous
26/07/2010 14:12:19	So that's how.... - Anonymous
26/07/2010 14:05:21	Sha on the right: "My twin is ginger? But that means I must be..." - Anonymous
26/07/2010 13:50:56	Kate wasn't usually two-faced, but sometimes it was hard to be honest with Richbob about his taste in outfits. - Private Member
26/07/2010 13:49:28	Changing the light bulb would have been easier if someone had just thought to move a chair. - Anonymous
26/07/2010 13:47:44	It was too late, the swan's ex had already spotted him. - Anonymous
26/07/2010 13:46:52	Goth Dave goes to great lengths to uncover the secrets of bed hair. - Anonymous
26/07/2010 13:41:36	An unfortunate pen running out incident has repercussions for Sha. - Anonymous
26/07/2010 13:36:44	Kate: "I did warn you against a 'Lezza for life' tattoo, Sha." - Anonymous
26/07/2010 13:34:18	Suzi: "Woopie! A pole that won't collapse mid-spin!" - Anonymous
26/07/2010 13:24:30	You'd have to be off your trolley to park on double yellows. - Anonymous
26/07/2010 13:23:41	Father Christmas found his job somewhat harder after animal rights activists interfered. - Private Member
14/07/2010 11:36:38	Sha was unclear exactly how the buy-one-get-one-free offer was going to work. - Anonymous
14/07/2010 11:35:26	Sha: "Helen, are you sure this is the best way to attract men?" - Anonymous
14/07/2010 11:33:32	Kate: "Yes, in hindsight the arm would have been a better place for my BCG injection." - Anonymous
28/06/2010 20:17:52	Club toilets can often be scary places - I didn't expect to find a Sha lurking in them though! - Suzi
21/04/2010 12:25:00	Derek was so proud of his new home. All he needed now was furnishings - Anonymous
21/04/2010 12:22:52	It takes 3 bags of sugar a day to power this smile - Anonymous
05/04/2010 22:22:38	Well he could have at least tried to smile for the photos... - Private Member
03/04/2010 12:01:38	In an attempt to gain a free visit I cunningly disguised myself as one of my ancient ancestors, and waited for the guides to leave. - Anonymous
31/03/2010 14:38:41	Suzi was renowned for finding novel ways to get her piercings done. - Private Member
27/03/2010 12:17:28	Are they kidding-its going to take me a month to digest this! - Thornton
01/03/2010 7:08:17	Who says Plymouth has a bad influence on people? - Suzi
28/02/2010 12:14:44	Nescafe pilot their scheme to sell more coffee to the under threes. - Anonymous
28/02/2010 12:13:25	It's not everybody's cup of tea, but Reggie loved to live out his Ladies in Lavender fantasy. - Anonymous
28/02/2010 12:09:44	Who do you think I am, a Scottish Deerhound? - Anonymous
28/02/2010 12:05:27	The candles from Greenpeace put a dampener on the Top Gear Christmas party. - Anonymous
28/02/2010 12:03:22	Katy: "It's great how these cover our third eyes without being at all conspicuous. We blend right in." - Anonymous
26/02/2010 1:25:53	The Mafia were dismayed to find that their techniques for intimidating race horse enthusiasts, were not effectively transferable to geeks. - Private Member
25/02/2010 10:36:12	LOL. Sorry - I know this isn't a very good caption!! - Katy Y
25/02/2010 9:47:13	Gwen tries to look polite and interested as Enrique shows off his musical farting talent on their first date. - Katy Y
22/02/2010 20:39:31	The magicians assistant was relieved that she allowed herself to be talked into testing the guillotine before the show. - Anonymous
22/02/2010 20:34:37	"Well hello there cabbage patch dolls..." - Anonymous
22/02/2010 20:32:01	Ed: "Now come on Helen, murdering everybody with a camera is not a viable way of avoiding ending up in The Caption Game." - Anonymous
16/02/2010 6:10:30	Someone in my family is wearing less clothes than me, I'm scared >. - Goth Dave
16/02/2010 0:10:48	OMG it's Dave! He's the best! Where did you find him? I want him! We want him! Dave - Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave! We love you! Seriously, he's a legend. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! - Anonymous
13/02/2010 18:49:23	Following Wolves' 8-0 victory against Spurs, delighted fans look expectantly to the sky to spot the flying pigs. - Katy K
13/02/2010 18:46:34	Despite what some people say, labels are important. I forgot to read the label when I put this dress in the tumble drier. - Katy K
13/02/2010 18:17:49	'man, this Freud bloke saw phallic objects everywhere! Poor guy!' - Katy K
13/02/2010 18:10:22	An ingenious way of getting around the minimum height restriction at the auditions for the 5th Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle. - Katy K
08/02/2010 23:00:07	Even decades later the blitz was a powerful influence upon Plymouthonian fashion. - Anonymous
22/01/2010 18:29:45	This may look wrong, but it's purely for Science... - Anonymous
06/12/2009 3:37:03	Stop! Hammertime. - Private Member
06/12/2009 3:34:55	After accidentally agreeing to two dates on the same night, Sha's only solution was to clone herself. - Private Member
05/12/2009 14:01:19	Bragging about penis size had novelty value for Alice. - Anonymous
05/12/2009 13:59:28	Some felt that Helen's reaction to a quirky hat was a bit hypocritical. - Private Member
05/12/2009 13:33:17	Sha's secret is out - not in fact bipolar, but twins with opposing dispositions! - Anonymous
05/12/2009 12:41:24	Once Richbob learnt to detach his macropenis it became much easier for him to get a hand job. - Anonymous
04/12/2009 22:45:07	Caption reader: "One of the girls will forget to wear pants to Not-Christmas." - Private Member
04/12/2009 22:26:56	Sha naively mishears, "I want some smack." - Anonymous
04/12/2009 21:35:25	Sha accidentally leaves the house without her morning coffee. - Anonymous
04/12/2009 21:34:50	Alice tries not to let her dissatisfaction with the seating plan show. - Anonymous
04/12/2009 21:29:26	Sha is hat-horrified when her future self drops in for a cuppa. - Anonymous
18/08/2009 21:20:44	Pinheads natural arch nemesis... - Anonymous
18/08/2009 21:19:31	Dammit...i knew i shouldn't have accepted this mission... - Anonymous
12/07/2009 20:22:54	Transvestite Zombie Cheerleaders! Opening soon in a cinema near you! - Anonymous
02/07/2009 14:34:05	well, they wouldn't let me on the rugby team. - Anonymous
19/05/2009 17:13:11	Hi mum! Is now a good time to discuss something? - Anonymous
04/05/2009 20:02:47	"...I know, I picked up Ronald Mcdonald's laundry, now he's chasing Batman with with a Big Mac, it's a nice change of scenery..." - Anonymous
11/04/2009 7:17:48	And then snif he told me "pull my finger"... - Anonymous
11/04/2009 7:16:49	A situation that left her red...faced, yeah, red faced. - Anonymous
11/04/2009 7:16:02	Stop worrying! I told you, Ken got chewed up by Rex 2 days ago! - Anonymous
11/04/2009 7:13:34	A little lower...to the left... - Anonymous
22/03/2009 18:02:00	Graduates' claims that 8 years in Oxford has caused no psychological damage, are met with scepticism. - Private Member
19/02/2009 16:54:49	I'll get you my pretty!! - Louise AC
19/02/2009 16:54:16	Busted!! - Louise AC
19/02/2009 16:54:02	Quick! Eat it before Sha comes back into the room!! - Louise AC
30/01/2009 21:38:10	If only i knew where i've left my car.. - Anonymous
26/01/2009 21:00:14	Hahahaha, you were supposed to put the lemon in your mouth AFTER the tequila! - Anonymous
26/01/2009 20:52:50	Laughter after Dan fails again at locating Sweden on the map of the UK. - Anonymous
24/01/2009 23:50:06	I'M PREGNANT... AND IT'S THE SUN'S FAULT - Anonymous
24/01/2009 23:49:16	this is one small step for duck... one giant leap for BIRDKIND - Anonymous
13/01/2009 19:19:40	check out this prank text to batman. - Anonymous
12/01/2009 14:30:38	Ellie emits black hole - Anonymous
12/01/2009 14:29:31	'It's stopped raining men....Hallelujah!' - Anonymous
03/01/2009 19:50:59	Mark: "What? I thought we said no partners!" - Anonymous
03/01/2009 19:50:12	Kimi: "Ooh! Are those spiked shin pads absolutely necessary?" - Anonymous
03/01/2009 18:10:14	Theo forgetting to zip up his flies generated a mixed response. - Anonymous
03/01/2009 18:07:14	I'm just a girl who can't so no. - Anonymous
03/01/2009 18:06:11	Alice longed for the courage to ask her friend out on a date directly. - Anonymous
02/01/2009 18:41:28	Zach: "When I said I wanted you to dress up, treat me mean and bring your friends, this isn't quite what I had in mind!" - Anonymous
02/01/2009 18:07:05	Theo had a feeling the honeymoon period was over. - Private Member
02/01/2009 17:50:03	So that's how lesbians have sex. - Anonymous
02/01/2009 17:37:07	Another bug in my caption game. - Private Member
02/01/2009 17:36:42	Cowboy #1: "I preferred massacring the Indians. They put up more of a fight." - Anonymous
30/12/2008 23:07:42	Sibling rivalry? What sibling rivalry?? - Anonymous
30/12/2008 22:55:09	My goodness, that waitress really CAN climb the walls! - Private Member
23/12/2008 17:58:31	Have a quacking quistmas. - Tommy
23/12/2008 17:57:38	Proof that anorexia doesn't stop you getting pregnant, or have any ill effects on the baby - Luke
17/12/2008 23:23:12	whoops - Anonymous
15/12/2008 18:35:56	Melissa Joan Hart, grows mysterious appendage after staring in "Sabrina the Teenage Witch." - Anonymous
15/12/2008 17:37:00	"Come on hunny, we don't have all day for you to be 'high-maintenance'." - Anonymous
15/12/2008 17:34:42	The Mona Lisa was Da Vinci in woman form, Here we see Cher in woman form. - Anonymous
15/12/2008 17:33:33	I was wondering why it felt like there was a toothpick in my ass.... - Anonymous
15/12/2008 17:32:18	Playdough gets hard if you leave it out for too long. - Anonymous
15/12/2008 17:29:06	Woman on the right in red: "Does any one else have menstrual cramps?" - Anonymous
15/12/2008 17:27:24	Ken: "Well this was supposed to be a threesome but I guess my part ends kinda quickly, huh?" - Anonymous
15/12/2008 17:22:28	Giant statue decrees "Santa is too purple." Long and laborious deconstruction will begin tomorrow. - Anonymous
09/12/2008 0:10:58	YMCA gone wrong - Anonymous
22/11/2008 10:03:09	To be extra-protected during heavy periods, Sha bought the largest Mooncup they had in the shop. - Anonymous
22/11/2008 8:54:48	Heather wasn't born. She hatched out of a Dell PC. In fact, all Dells are potential Heather eggs, but they have to be fertilised. - Tommy
22/11/2008 8:52:00	This is Kate's real face. She wears that fake torso on her head to make people think she's taller. - Tommy
22/11/2008 8:47:47	Santa sucking someone off? - Tommy
22/11/2008 8:45:17	Kate encouraging Alice to dive into the glass. The attempt was unsuccessful. - Tommy
19/11/2008 14:44:32	Looks like they're jumping into a safe depth of water - clearly not Oxford students. - Anonymous
19/11/2008 12:58:19	Dan: "I'm sure it was my turn to wear the wig this weekend." - Anonymous
19/11/2008 12:56:11	Graduation security agent blows his cover in a misguided attempt to flash his nipples at the camera. - Anonymous
19/11/2008 12:43:22	Screenshot from The Borrowers II - Attack of the Plunger. - Private Member
19/11/2008 12:37:29	Sha's new bird. - Anonymous
19/11/2008 12:36:39	As signs that God supports your choice of lifestyle go... - Private Member
19/11/2008 12:35:31	As Kimi's lips approach, Sha can hardly contain her excitement about getting another snap for her caption game. - Private Member
19/11/2008 12:30:16	Wineage. - Private Member
19/11/2008 12:27:29	Mark: "Why do I always have to sit next to a northerner?" - Private Member
19/11/2008 12:26:11	Rich tries his hardest to block out Mark describing the collection of pants he stole from Nadene, to a surprised Alice. - Anonymous
19/11/2008 12:21:40	Heather: "I think Mark's right, the left breast is slightly better." - Anonymous
19/11/2008 12:14:08	Death by electrocution sucks. - Anonymous
19/11/2008 12:11:54	Avi pulls the short straw, or should I say, weapon. - Anonymous
19/11/2008 2:43:45	So that's how... - Private Member
18/11/2008 22:38:02	You said there'd be punch and pie!!! - Private Member
18/11/2008 22:35:41	"I'm sorry Mark, but this girl's text message says you DO NOT have a very large penis." - Private Member
18/11/2008 22:32:15	I'm so confuzzeled.... - Private Member
18/11/2008 21:30:07	Kate: "I was sure you said you wanted me to bring some Poke Her cards..." - Anonymous
18/11/2008 21:25:33	"Longest dildo!" shouts one, mistaking the deck for Top Trumps. - Anonymous
18/11/2008 21:21:09	"Who put 'Fold it up and pack it in' on here?" - Anonymous
18/11/2008 20:03:50	Heather regrets playing Spin the Bottle. - Private Member
18/11/2008 20:02:46	Three of a kind. - Anonymous
18/11/2008 18:33:37	Sha hatches a flawless plan to help her snare straight girls. - Anonymous
18/11/2008 18:31:46	Avi has Rich eating out of her hand. - Private Member
26/10/2008 19:26:21	Ace in the hole? - Anonymous
06/10/2008 20:52:45	She followed me home! Can I keep her? - Aidan
26/09/2008 17:37:33	progression of a fart from right to left - Cesar
22/09/2008 5:02:30	Ive got a secret in my panties the same color as my shirt. - Chris
06/09/2008 23:22:15	The chicken was off and the venison was too expensive, so the high table chef began serving chemists for dinner. - Private Member
26/08/2008 9:04:04	While Kate distracted Tommy by hitting him with the helmet, the lizard moved in for the kill. - Anonymous
26/08/2008 9:00:33	A sad moment, as Daniel, James and Ben realise that they can't all get through the audition to be Thelma and Louise. - Anonymous
26/08/2008 8:53:40	Sticks and stones may break my bones but... - John
26/08/2008 8:53:38	Sticks and stones may break my bones but... - John
20/08/2008 19:53:05	I guess that's why zebras don't have red hair - RT
20/08/2008 12:27:29	Walkies ! - Krys
18/08/2008 23:38:44	Thats disturbing....I can actually see through to the other side.... - Steve
18/08/2008 23:29:02	Heh heh...works every time...I told her I was the guy from The Green Wing... - Steve
18/08/2008 23:25:14	Mum always liked me to look my best whatever my age....she made me wear these when I was a foetus.... - Steve
18/08/2008 23:22:15	Actually....the award behind me is crap....the smell is so bad in here I have to breathe through my mouth to keep from vomiting.... - Steve
18/08/2008 23:04:25	Anyone know how to seperate wooden poles from heads? - Steve
02/08/2008 15:51:23	Sha attacked by woman wielding giant salami sausage - RT
01/08/2008 19:13:55	Louise always found creative alternatives to washing her face. - Private Member
01/08/2008 14:21:19	I WANT THAT ONE! NOW! - Jordan
01/08/2008 14:18:30	Gwen...'Tell Me Why I Shoudnt stick this up your ass' - Jordan
01/08/2008 14:05:55	The Race Was A Draw, So They Kept Running. - Anonymous
28/07/2008 16:03:55	Ummmm.... Is that cream or icecream on your face? - Louise AC
28/07/2008 16:03:11	This is how westerners think geishas like it! - Louise AC
27/07/2008 21:13:22	Gwen: "That was wahsing-up liquid, not J2O!" - Simon W
26/06/2008 14:19:29	Aaaaah! Your blood tassstes sssweeet .. James-kula!!! - Anonymous
26/06/2008 14:17:44	Safety first - Always wear helmet :) - Anonymous
16/06/2008 20:52:44	I knew she wasn't really a weeble. - Private Member
16/06/2008 20:48:32	Alex tries his hardest to stop his nipples ending up on the internet. - Private Member
16/06/2008 19:19:27	Christian teaches the sumo wrestlers the ancient art of the Hokey Cokey. - Private Member
16/06/2008 19:12:25	Dan: "Wait! The label's sticking out of your nappy." - Private Member
16/06/2008 18:02:17	Dan gives Enrique a massive wedgie. - Anonymous
16/06/2008 16:49:07	Katia: "What do you mean, I've let myself go?" - Private Member
05/06/2008 5:13:59	This ninja's take on "urban camouflage" had been sadly misguided. - MB
21/05/2008 11:21:53	Jessica was not sympathetic to Rohit's complaints about his receding hairline. - Private Member
18/05/2008 19:30:52	Kathy was unimpressed with Daves attempt at a seductive gaze. - Russell
08/05/2008 21:17:50	Having just found out she was allergic to cake, Alice explores other options for her birthday celebrations. - Private Member
08/05/2008 17:19:14	Banksy drew Aidan? - Private Member
08/05/2008 17:15:59	Girl's romantically-timed proposal is not met with the delight she had hoped. - Anonymous
05/05/2008 23:19:55	Having run out of legal cases to study, Heather's law class makes their own lawsuits. - Private Member
05/05/2008 23:03:55	Ken: "What do you think of my plastic surgery?" - Private Member
05/05/2008 22:56:43	After repeatedly passing out during sex, Richbob fantasises about an erection that doesn't require all his blood. - Anonymous
05/05/2008 16:32:45	The girls put two and two together and make six. - Private Member
05/05/2008 16:22:04	Dan on detox day. - Private Member
05/05/2008 16:18:03	One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver... - Private Member
05/05/2008 16:13:57	Markos prefers a diet high in iron. - Private Member
05/05/2008 16:08:44	Heather enjoys a rare day in which she is not hit by a single vehicle. - Private Member
05/05/2008 16:07:39	Heather's straight-girl cover did not fool the anti-lesbian terrorist movement. - Private Member
05/05/2008 16:05:48	Even though years had passed, Mark's ex still bore a grudge. - Private Member
05/05/2008 10:43:45	Eagerly awaits lame joke about DPhil theses and monkey business. :) - Private Member
26/04/2008 14:57:11	Justin had no choice but to shoot his way in to the bop, as there was no way he was going to pay the 2£ entry fee. - Private Member
25/04/2008 16:04:03	Mathias couldn't turn down buying a suit at the 50% off sale. - Private Member
25/04/2008 12:48:49	Late night three-way boxing matches were a popular activity in the Catz MCR. - Private Member
24/04/2008 3:19:16	Someone learns to use adobe photoshop. - Anonymous
24/04/2008 3:17:53	Lieke continues playing hide and seek oblivious to the crazy blonde about to knock her out. - Anonymous
24/04/2008 3:09:17	Guy in red shirt suspects he walked into wrong common room. - Anonymous
21/04/2008 0:29:21	Mark: "So that's where lesbians have sex....." - Private Member
13/04/2008 19:31:16	Heather: "Are you sure about this? 'cause all I really want is your MAN ASS" - Private Member
13/04/2008 19:29:26	Matt hangs around Mr. Sandman, hoping he'll bring him a dream: the cutest that he's ever seen. - Private Member
13/04/2008 19:27:23	Banksy proudly displays his latest work - Private Member
13/04/2008 19:23:54	Fans of beastiality have had to become more ingenious with their methods as horses of today are very discerning. - Private Member
07/04/2008 5:37:40	The Hokey Cokey is one of the lesser-known rituals of the Oxford matriculation ceremony. - Private Member
07/04/2008 2:21:06	Despite having postgraduate degrees from Oxford, the girls still couldn't spell out "YMCA" when the song came on. - Private Member
06/04/2008 23:55:09	Goth Barbie 1-Are u sure this is in the goth handbook? - Amber
31/03/2008 22:07:45	Kids in Cornwall are taught to be streetwise from an early age...what with all the aggressive, erm, sheep running about. - Private Member
26/03/2008 1:08:01	Munch's lesser-known work, "The Grunt". - Aidan
26/03/2008 0:51:09	The nude models were misleading - an Open All Night, Totally Nude Darts Match was not going to be a pretty sight. - Private Member
26/03/2008 0:47:37	Nadene didn't approve of the methods Kate employed to get women into bed. - Private Member
25/03/2008 6:55:53	Sha tries out her invisible dental floss at dinner and nobody is any the wiser. - Aidan
24/03/2008 23:13:14	Never had a plastic doll regretted having no genitals more. - Anonymous
15/03/2008 22:13:00	Dan: "Oooh, so this is how lesbians have sex?" - Anonymous
13/03/2008 17:52:22	Remco would live to regret moving to England before learning the language. - Anonymous
13/03/2008 13:46:38	Legoland blamed for increase in kitchen utensil related violence among youths. - Anonymous
13/03/2008 13:43:59	It wasn't the first time a tampon had come between two hot women with a fake spear. - Anonymous
11/03/2008 13:10:08	Tantra sex on the dance floor!! - Anonymous
10/03/2008 22:52:28	"You know that I'm no good..." (c) - Katia
06/03/2008 23:25:47	Ben: "Ladies, I have a massive man drill." - Private Member
06/03/2008 23:10:04	There's another 14 years of bad luck. - Anonymous
04/03/2008 15:47:43	Kaitlin had doubts about the practicalities of her new dildo. - Anonymous
04/03/2008 15:28:06	Stephen: "Close your eyes and when you open them again, I'll be doing something really horny." - Anonymous
02/03/2008 21:50:11	Esther always went to great lengths to avoid vermin. Nobody liked to tell her that pigeons can fly. - Anonymous
02/03/2008 21:39:01	Katia wishes Mathias would stop sharing his "Most interesting places I've had sex" stories over dinner. - Private Member
02/03/2008 21:31:16	Edible girlfriends are very sweet but not really any good for long term relationships. - Private Member
02/03/2008 1:12:07	Alex: "Is this how lesbians have sex?" - Private Member
02/03/2008 1:10:00	Mark proves to Richard that he hasn't lost his head. - Private Member
02/03/2008 1:08:29	Theo begins to regret his decision to enrol at clown school. - Private Member
01/03/2008 20:23:19	Reuben's doctors recommended a high-fibre diet. - Private Member
01/03/2008 19:10:16	And that's why you don't visit a tattoo parlour while you're drunk. - Anonymous
01/03/2008 19:08:05	James: "Look at my lovely long hose!" - Anonymous
01/03/2008 19:04:58	Blonde in the background: "Ugh, homos." - Anonymous
01/03/2008 19:03:03	And that's why you don't shop at Primark. - Anonymous
01/03/2008 17:04:04	To be fair, "Reader's digest" probably looks a lot like "Reuben digest" to a 10 month old baby. - Private Member
01/03/2008 1:19:38	The careful camera work and cropping of the photograph mislead us into thinking this situation is dodgy. In actual fact Chris was wearing a nappy. - Private Member
01/03/2008 0:35:03	oh no! steve G died! - Private Member
01/03/2008 0:34:24	i am not captioning this. this is just an unfortunate picture. - Private Member
29/02/2008 20:48:22	Chris: "Now aint that better than a woman's gaze?" - Private Member
29/02/2008 13:42:11	They're trying to get me on to solids! - Thornton
29/02/2008 1:12:34	It's lucky the truck hit that boy, otherwise it would have gone right into the Road Closed sign. - Anonymous
29/02/2008 1:10:04	Man on the right: "Might I be in with a chance? Oh a boy can but dream..." - Anonymous
29/02/2008 1:02:07	Despite accumulating evidence to the contrary, Rich swore blind that he was wearing a man's dress. - Private Member
28/02/2008 16:38:20	Suzanne shows off her amazing prosthetic 'Hand-breast'. "It certainly comes in useful", comments JT. - Private Member
28/02/2008 16:37:44	Suzanne: "I warned you I'd do this if you grabbed my ass again!" - Private Member
28/02/2008 16:36:44	"Shit." - Private Member
28/02/2008 16:36:14	It was clear that the Balliol performance of 'The Sound of Music' was running on tight budget. - Private Member
25/02/2008 23:49:54	Louise suddenly realised that she was only the only member of the audience facing the wrong way. - Aidan
19/02/2008 0:04:25	The new pedal bin was crude but functional. - Anonymous
18/02/2008 22:59:40	Richbob was perceived by many as a shy man of few words but actually he just happened to be particularly embarrassed about his teeth. - Private Member
18/02/2008 22:50:01	And I thought puberty had a weird effect on my hair! - Private Member
18/02/2008 22:18:24	Well the new decanal weapon certainly beats Dan's club! - Private Member
18/02/2008 14:20:41	Once Enrique left, the Junior Deans decided to work out a more effective discipline plan. - Private Member
16/02/2008 0:45:48	Justin: "OK Alex, I'm going to give you a ten second head start..." - Private Member
15/02/2008 22:50:22	Justin grew tired of the abysmal bop and decided to make his on fun- by hunting Alex for sport. - Private Member
14/02/2008 20:53:46	Gwen wished her mom would stop asking her blind Aunt decorate the Christmas tree. - Anonymous
14/02/2008 20:47:29	Passed out drunk? Is it 14:30 already? - Anonymous
14/02/2008 20:46:43	Macro by teeth, macro by... - Anonymous
14/02/2008 20:45:40	Now I understand why she never bothered to mention that she has a dick. - Anonymous
14/02/2008 18:38:27	Heather's a man? So she is straight after all. - Private Member
12/02/2008 21:20:14	Alex: "It stops all the horrible smoke getting in my lungs." - Anonymous
12/02/2008 21:19:29	Yeff. - Private Member
12/02/2008 21:19:10	Do we need a caption? - Anonymous
12/02/2008 16:05:38	Popular foreplay to the main lesbian sex act, pillow fighting. - Anonymous
12/02/2008 14:43:12	Justin is too impatient to queue for the bar like everybody else. - Private Member
12/02/2008 13:36:20	ooooo uuunnn oo n arrennnnnalllll ooooooo unnnnnn oo n arrenalllll ooooo uuunnnnn............. - Marky C
12/02/2008 12:26:46	So THAT's how lesbian orgies work! - Traditional
12/02/2008 12:25:23	So that's how budget transvestites have sex! - Traditional
12/02/2008 12:21:39	So that's how sadomasicists have sex... - Traditional
12/02/2008 12:19:37	So that's how the Cornish have sex... - Traditional
12/02/2008 12:18:39	So that's how Aussie's have sex... - Traditional
12/02/2008 1:30:59	There was no need to ask which house mate had been using up all the olive oil. - Private Member
11/02/2008 22:35:39	Cyberdog launches a new range designed to appeal to Islamic punks. - Private Member
11/02/2008 22:32:52	Some felt Sha's reaction to beating Derby was a little extreme. - Private Member
11/02/2008 22:32:15	Pete regrets falling asleep on a newly painted cattle grid. - Anonymous
11/02/2008 22:31:07	The drunk students failed to appreciate the gravity of playing Russian Roulette. - Anonymous
11/02/2008 22:27:07	Louise wished she'd kept up the yoga when she found her head could only rotate so far. - Private Member
11/02/2008 22:25:03	Louise's house parties were always the best. - Private Member
11/02/2008 20:44:43	Man U fan hides in shame after City beat them at home. - Private Member
11/02/2008 20:36:37	Oxford's anti-state school rallies were doing little to combat the university's conservative reputation. - Private Member
11/02/2008 20:28:33	Justin relishes the idea of having more time to spend with Mr Alex. - Private Member
10/02/2008 17:43:43	Dan is embarrassed when his bra strap snaps. - Anonymous
10/02/2008 17:42:48	Tom gets a glimpse into the world of a well-hung male. - Anonymous
10/02/2008 8:41:16	Errrrrrrrrrr is she really my sister? (only joking Suzi if your reading this) - Private Member
08/02/2008 16:48:40	Kathy tries to slyly find out if the blue haired freak was indeed a woman, or a guy with moobs... - DJBards
08/02/2008 16:46:12	I suspect Sha is secretly turned on by this picture..... - Anonymous
08/02/2008 1:11:56	Beckham needed a stiff drink after seeing the result of his latest hair cut. - Matt O
08/02/2008 1:11:33	Step 1: The carnivorous glass extends its tendrils over the victim's face. - Tommy
08/02/2008 1:11:10	Rich: "I thought I'd get more action round here if I pretended to be a lesbian." - Private Member
08/02/2008 1:09:40	Richard stupidly follows the DRINK ME instructions on the glass of wine. - Private Member
08/02/2008 1:09:14	Determined to become vegetarian, Richbob dressed up as a chicken to get in touch with his inner-poultry. - Anonymous
08/02/2008 1:07:17	Julia is unimpressed by Tommy's frankly pathetic offer of a threesome. - Private Member
08/02/2008 1:06:35	Fortunately the "Pin the willy on the naked man" board was moved before the game begun. - Private Member
08/02/2008 1:05:44	Julia is unimpressed by Tommy's frankly pathetic attempt to draw attention from his erection. - Private Member
08/02/2008 1:02:46	That's how men who letch over lesbians end up....be WARNED - Anonymous
08/02/2008 1:02:20	Alice attempts to snort the turkey! - Private Member
08/02/2008 1:01:14	Sha desperately attempts to get to the guinness, unaware that the glass in empty. - Private Member
08/02/2008 1:00:52	As each party went by, Richard's contortionism got better and better. - Tommy
08/02/2008 1:00:32	Richard is mobbed by his adoring fans. - Private Member
08/02/2008 0:59:54	Bat girl looked on with frustration as her plan to drug the sexiest specimens of mankind is foiled by Dave and Matt. - Private Member
08/02/2008 0:59:12	Bat girl looked on smugly as her plan to drug the sexiest specimens of mankind, came to fruition. - Matt O
08/02/2008 0:57:22	The lesbians feel the cost of not purchasing special containers for the sperm donations they were saving for ovulation. - Anonymous
08/02/2008 0:53:39	Gab: "See, now you know how women feel." - Private Member
07/02/2008 3:16:08	Some people are just so happy to be getting laid that they don't mind if it's with a right moose. - Anonymous
07/02/2008 3:12:24	The hall steward was always coming up with sexy ways to clean the tables. - Anonymous
07/02/2008 3:08:45	Dave simply couldn't wait for right hand flesh. - Anonymous
07/02/2008 3:07:34	Alan regretted putting his Dennis the Menace socks on too high a wash. - Anonymous
04/02/2008 14:22:47	The boys were always finding original ways to boast about their penis size. - Private Member
04/02/2008 14:20:15	Having the same name became too stressful for the happy couple. - Anonymous
04/02/2008 14:10:25	Mel: "...And this button magically undoes all the ladies' bras in the room." - Kat
03/02/2008 22:40:48	Alex knocked out the evil gunman in the nick of time by letting off an extra stinky fart - Laura
03/02/2008 17:21:56	After one two many Arsenal chants a budding Tottenham fan feels the need to intervene. - Private Member
21/01/2008 1:28:32	Waterloo, couldn't give in if he wanted to... - lame
18/01/2008 3:39:56	Getting High on the High Table - Abid
16/01/2008 1:01:47	Why can't Heather be BRITISH! GAH!!!!! - Private Member
16/01/2008 1:00:04	Now this won't hurt a bit. - Private Member
12/01/2008 1:21:27	Gwen: COCKROAAACHHH !!!! - Abhishek
12/01/2008 1:17:32	Ugghh, she farted!! - Abhishek
12/01/2008 1:15:29	The Lilliputian swelled with pride as he stood atop the dead Gulliveress. After all, he was the one who suggested using canal water as poison. - Abhishek
12/01/2008 1:07:03	Haha, look at those two girls... they can't even operate a camera! - Abhishek
12/01/2008 1:05:34	Jon: There there Dan, your breasts will grow again when you finish your wine. - Abhishek
12/01/2008 1:03:31	Emily expressed her feelings about James poking his chin into her eye. - Abhishek
12/01/2008 1:00:58	The monster was about to pounce on the damsel, at which point she set herself on fire. - Abhishek
11/01/2008 6:10:06	Nerisha attempts to save Alex from the blue feather boa constrictor, using only her teeth. - Aidan
10/01/2008 20:12:47	When Alice accepted the invitation to a swingers party, this wasn't quite what she had in mind. - Private Member
09/01/2008 23:05:26	"Oops! I shouldn't have wanked THAT hard. Better not let anyone know that it's detached now... I guess I'll wash it down the river and pretend I'm gay." - Abhishek
09/01/2008 22:44:41	"Hey Christian, you know what! We Brazilians have taste buds in our eyes too." - Abhishek
07/01/2008 20:30:38	As family values go down, more and more Santas are put out on the streets. - Stinkerbelle
07/01/2008 20:27:34	The one thought that did not cross through Alices' mind is that when gravity kicked in, her act would be all wet. - Stinkerbelle
07/01/2008 20:24:33	The new and improved raver bra! - Caitlyn
07/01/2008 20:23:36	Frank, oh my God, is that LUCY? - Caitlyn
05/01/2008 6:41:01	Wall of words nearly kills unsuspecting girl. - Anonymous
05/01/2008 6:11:11	Beware, fake billboard! - Vin
04/01/2008 14:37:51	Crap! Why are the beautiful women always either in a serious relationship, homosexual or both? If any chance of bisexual I would join the punishment. - Anonymous
04/01/2008 14:32:42	One day I'll become a pretty pretty butterflie! - Anonymous
01/01/2008 18:23:01	Alice: "Sha smells of girls!" - Anonymous
01/01/2008 18:20:59	Ellie regrets sunbathing so close to the edge. - Anonymous
30/12/2007 17:04:17	After the rent increases at Catz, Jimbo had to resort to making his dresses from old curtains just to make ends meet. - Anonymous
30/12/2007 3:53:48	Emily is glad she installed the vibrating floor. - Anonymous
30/12/2007 0:36:03	Sha: "How could I mislay my clothes AGAIN?" - Anonymous
30/12/2007 0:19:30	Probably the only time you'll see the spuds on top all season. - Anonymous
30/12/2007 0:13:58	Chris misheard when the girls said they liked a man hung like a moose. - Anonymous
30/12/2007 0:02:30	Chris misunderstands when Emily hints that she'd like Mr Potato Head for Christmas. - Anonymous
26/12/2007 20:08:19	Alex regretted using Easter egg halves to form his fake breasts. - Anonymous
26/12/2007 18:15:17	It wasn't quite what the student body had in mind when they suggested modernising matriculation. - Private Member
26/12/2007 18:13:08	Tiny man is determined to freshen his breath before Thumbalina arrives. - Anonymous
15/12/2007 14:48:43	Sha: "Alice smells of boys!" - Private Member
14/12/2007 21:13:28	Enrique: "But I don't want to sit next to a girl!" - Anonymous
14/12/2007 21:02:46	Hilda's announce their intention to let men apply. - Anonymous
14/12/2007 21:01:31	It wasn't quite like fox hunting but nobody minded Kathrin shooting undergraduates. - Anonymous
14/12/2007 18:00:15	This scene from Trainspotting 2 caused an uproar throughout the world. - Private Member
13/12/2007 15:56:06	What do you mean "It's Raining Men"? We're indoors! - Anonymous
13/12/2007 15:54:37	The Kings Chix acappella group were determined to add The Time Warp to their repertoire. - Private Member
13/12/2007 15:50:54	Oh no! They forgot to take their socks off! - Private Member
13/12/2007 15:50:21	Ann just wouldn't be told that a more orthodox corkscrew would take up less room in the kitchen. - Private Member
13/12/2007 15:48:58	No-eyed man gets fed up of always being given the out-of-date beer. - Anonymous
13/12/2007 15:13:28	The medic's supervisor suspected that the persistent misplacing of his stethoscope was not as accidental as he tended to claim. - Anonymous
13/12/2007 15:05:24	Mark wishes Nadene had kept her nails short. - Anonymous
10/12/2007 20:09:38	I didn't realise Mathias still had to attend MCR open meetings... - Anonymous
10/12/2007 20:05:08	Gwen regrets squeezing into kids' boots to dodge VAT. - Anonymous
10/12/2007 20:03:25	Sha denies suffering from penis envy. - Anonymous
10/12/2007 20:02:21	Trespassing through the safari park was one of Sha's better ideas. - Anonymous
10/12/2007 19:55:41	After two tragic deaths the public petition for 'Lemmings' to be taken off the market. - Anonymous
10/12/2007 19:51:30	Phil and Andrew would do anything to get out of washing the dishes. - Anonymous
09/12/2007 16:44:24	After joining the green party Sha takes tree hugging a little too literally. - Anonymous
09/12/2007 16:35:13	Liz: "Alice is a hermaphrodite." - Anonymous
07/12/2007 20:09:05	Suzi's interest in the Goth culture started young. - Private Member
07/12/2007 1:02:38	Ummm, Dan, that's not what they mean when they ask if you've pulled a girl. - Private Member
02/12/2007 12:00:29	go go melo ranger. - Frank
01/12/2007 22:43:07	Alice fails to distinguish the difference between cute, cuddly baby chickens and Kings Chix. - Anonymous
01/12/2007 22:41:45	Pairing up for a wheelbarrow race had never caused such tension. - Private Member
01/12/2007 22:36:05	Tired of the chafing, Sarah decides to perform drastic macropenis surgery. - Anonymous
01/12/2007 22:14:43	A message from Heather always pulls a crowd. - Private Member
30/11/2007 9:08:38	The real reason why tourists don't visit Catz. - Anonymous
29/11/2007 23:28:43	Rich was going to doze off in his chair more often. - Private Member
29/11/2007 23:23:49	The futon was excited - blood was the only bodily fluid it needed to complete the set. - Private Member
29/11/2007 23:18:58	Tom's plan to sneak into the lesbian bar was never going to deliver. - Private Member
29/11/2007 23:14:28	Catz social committee never took kindly to people trying to leave Bops early. - Anonymous
29/11/2007 22:34:29	Kate seeks Tommy's opinion on Mark's new Prince Albert. - Private Member
29/11/2007 22:32:21	Heather turns us down for a threesome, again. - Private Member
29/11/2007 22:25:38	After a conversation about fire-breathing dragons, Mark is determined to demonstrate that he has a monster in his pants. The illusion did result in some first degree burns, but nothing a pyromaniac pro like Mark, couldn't handle. - Private Member
29/11/2007 22:12:32	Kate is not impressed when Sarah's valiant attempts to kill a snake go horribly wrong. - Private Member
29/11/2007 22:05:21	Resourceful Sarah was determined to find a way of slicing the chocolate Yule log. - Anonymous
29/11/2007 21:40:58	Mark remains surprisingly calm for a man with his penis on fire. - Anonymous
29/11/2007 20:53:42	Kate regrets giving Richbob a shoulder massage. - Private Member
29/11/2007 17:00:50	It's clear that imitation is NOT the sincerest form of flattery when Alice copies Sha's dress sense yet again. - Private Member
29/11/2007 16:54:55	Even strapping lasses like Alice and Sha couldn't deal with the pain of missing Heather. - Private Member
29/11/2007 16:52:28	Kate felt that having an epileptic fit during Not-Christmas was exceptionally ill mannered. - Anonymous
28/11/2007 23:30:06	Alice regrets having baked beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner. - Private Member
28/11/2007 23:02:19	Sha regrets having baked beans for lunch - Private Member
27/11/2007 19:44:31	The doctors prepare to deliver the giant woman's twin babies. - Anonymous
26/11/2007 23:49:13	picking your nose and eating it, the romantic way. - Anonymous
26/11/2007 22:30:31	Stage hands struggle to remove invisible elephants before audience arrives. - Anonymous
26/11/2007 3:25:34	After being purchased as health and safety mascots, the "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" monkeys were rebranded as "Have a migraine, get nasty chemicals in your eyes, try to contain the blood gushing from the chainsaw wound in your forehead." It wasn't a popular change. - Aidan
26/11/2007 3:20:38	Sha mixes up her hairspray with her instant-stick-spray-on-superglue again. - Aidan
25/11/2007 17:01:09	A man who isn't afraid to firmly embrace his monkey/mandrill. - Anonymous
24/11/2007 10:44:56	Bite Mark's what? - Aidan
22/11/2007 22:37:59	Re: first caption - correct, if by 'label' you mean 'penis' and by 'showing' you mean 'tiny'. - Anonymous
22/11/2007 22:23:38	This just in: "Confused junky assaulted." - Anonymous
22/11/2007 22:18:43	... they huff and they puff? - Anonymous
22/11/2007 20:06:29	I'm blushing but I'm in no way embarrassed. - Anonymous
22/11/2007 15:09:48	Do I see a pattern forming among Ben's exes? No. - Private Member
22/11/2007 15:06:29	Cornwall County Council introduce a new disciplinary system for dealing with short term absence. - Private Member
22/11/2007 15:03:46	So that's how... - Private Member
21/11/2007 23:32:07	And this was taken BEFORE England versus Croatia. - Anonymous
21/11/2007 22:33:36	Is that an imitation Jon G in a towel in the background? - Anonymous
21/11/2007 22:27:46	So that's how lesbians have sex! - Anonymous
21/11/2007 21:45:53	So that's how lesbians have sex. - Anonymous
21/11/2007 21:42:37	So that's how lesbians have... ...babies! - Anonymous
21/11/2007 18:53:46	Nick can't contain his amusement when he spots that Jimbo's label is showing. - Anonymous
21/11/2007 14:12:38	Try as I might, I couldn't convince Kaff to give me a blowjob - Damo
21/11/2007 13:40:11	The three stages of watching England play: 1. Mild amusement, 2. Boredom, 3. Stabbing ones own eyes out. - Anonymous
21/11/2007 13:22:05	Junkies forced to watch hospital sponsored "Get yourself clean" pressure group. - Anonymous
21/11/2007 13:20:28	Course aimed at men with low self esteem boasts, "You can get yourself Cleopatra!" - Anonymous
21/11/2007 13:18:46	Kathrin just couldn't let somebody else turn up at the same shoes. - Anonymous
21/11/2007 13:17:09	Spurs fan to the core, Tom modelled his expressions on Martin Jol. - Private Member
21/11/2007 13:15:03	Tom: "I'll give you a cigarette if you can ride down these steps without killing yourself." - Anonymous
21/11/2007 12:58:00	The girls regretted mistaking the super glue for lipstick. - Anonymous
21/11/2007 12:56:36	The girls demonstrate how to feed worming tablets to a cat. - Anonymous
20/11/2007 13:42:44	Damo was sure he'd spotted a hula hoop in Kathy's hair. - Anonymous
20/11/2007 13:41:34	A shortage of dummies saw the St John's Ambulance take desperate measures to gain bodies for training recruits. - Anonymous
20/11/2007 13:40:30	Dan's understanding of tea-bagging wasn't quite right. - Anonymous
20/11/2007 13:38:20	Little man faces the giant teabag challenge. - Anonymous
20/11/2007 13:37:00	Dan is distressed to find his snack in laced with super glue. - Anonymous
20/11/2007 13:35:45	Rebecca demonstrates alternative to turkey baster. - Anonymous
19/11/2007 23:21:03	Oxford even did wet t-shirt competitions with class. - Anonymous
19/11/2007 22:07:11	The girls knew they were they were going to have one hot date that night. - Obvious
18/11/2007 18:11:37	Mathias' earing gets stuck to Sha's nipple ring - Private Member
18/11/2007 14:02:50	Use white blu tack only. - Anonymous
15/11/2007 19:32:52	Richard dwells on the reprocussions of wanking vigorously with a macropenis - Private Member
15/11/2007 8:59:57	Helen's ventriliquist act was getting better, and the dummy was more lifelike, but the audience was less interested than ever. - Aidan
15/11/2007 8:58:15	Ellie didn't read the instructions, which clearly said "Aim missile away from face." - Aidan
12/11/2007 13:27:40	Magnetic woman regrets getting too close to fridge poetry. - Private Member
12/11/2007 13:21:54	Scrabble Women prepares to take on Super Jigsaw. - Anonymous
12/11/2007 11:19:23	Helen: "I don't know if you've noticed but it's my birthday!" - Anonymous
12/11/2007 0:42:28	The girls think they're found the location of Helen's secret stash. - Anonymous
12/11/2007 0:41:44	Emily: "I know, you tickle her while I grab the quality street." - Anonymous
12/11/2007 0:40:44	The den of thieves can't believe their luck when they find an Oxford graduate passed out on their door step. - Anonymous
12/11/2007 0:39:49	Contemporary medical school pilot more hands-on training scheme. - Anonymous
11/11/2007 22:22:56	Sha made so much money from her caption website, she had to buy enough coke to cover a plate. - Anonymous
11/11/2007 22:21:08	And then you just pour it over your own head. It's quite simple, works every time. - Anonymous
11/11/2007 22:18:02	"If I look the other way, no-one can prosecute me for swinging this frying pan down just so." - Anonymous
11/11/2007 22:17:15	"Actually, I don't think there is an antidote to superglue..." - Anonymous
11/11/2007 22:13:37	Now let me pop the one on the other side of your head, you're lop-sided. - Anonymous
11/11/2007 22:12:52	Even with my eyes shut, I can tell which way is up... time for another drink! - Anonymous
11/11/2007 22:11:24	Dementors strike at Oxford. Thankfully, Avi is unaffected. - Anonymous
11/11/2007 22:07:13	We'd better take stock of our situation... - Anonymous
11/11/2007 22:06:17	"When I said, 'make yourself comfortable, I want to sit on something hard...', I didn't quite mean like this." - Anonymous
11/11/2007 22:04:54	1.21 Gigawatts! - Anonymous
11/11/2007 21:57:47	Even as he died, Markos couldn't help but admire Kathrin's sense of style. - Anonymous
11/11/2007 21:46:14	"Left hand -- tartan? How am I going to manage that?" - Anonymous
11/11/2007 21:43:24	"With my enormous cat robot, no-one will dare stop me!" - Anonymous
11/11/2007 21:39:56	That's not me! - Private Member
11/11/2007 21:38:55	An experiment was suggested to see whether Alice would swing both ways. - Anonymous
11/11/2007 21:38:09	Someone had seen Sha coming. - Anonymous
11/11/2007 21:36:16	"Trivial? What's trivial about this? I just lost an eye!" - Anonymous
11/11/2007 21:28:57	"A force feedback module? For exciting tennis action? Why didn't you tell me that's what it was?" - Anonymous
11/11/2007 21:25:59	Tommy had no idea if he'd win at Poohsticks, but at least this time he'd know when he finished. - John
11/11/2007 21:24:26	Sha: Yes, you're right. When you meditate like that, I can see your aura... - John
11/11/2007 21:21:14	"Never mind that, look at my balls!" - Anonymous
11/11/2007 21:19:54	As the skittles get their own back, Dan realises what an approaching bowling ball looks like. - John
11/11/2007 21:17:19	"I don't care how many times you stick your finger in your eye, I'm not looking!" - John
11/11/2007 21:16:36	Rachel is available for signposting gay parties on a national basis. Reasonable rates. - John
11/11/2007 21:15:01	Moral: When the conductor says "hold very tight please," he means it! - John
11/11/2007 21:13:23	A programmer hard at work in the corner of the Cognitive Science dinner struggles to keep control as Dan's arm servos suffer from static build up on his beard. - John
11/11/2007 20:56:55	Rebellious tenant disguises self as ghost in order to cook in wrong kitchen. - Private Member
11/11/2007 20:23:55	Helen: "That girl next to us wears men's underwear!" - Anonymous
11/11/2007 15:42:44	Liz and Alice demonstrate their orgasm faces - Private Member
09/11/2007 16:18:51	Nik: "I've got wood!" - Aidan
09/11/2007 16:16:08	Dane either had a migraine, or his head was on fire. He wasn't sure. - Aidan
09/11/2007 14:34:25	Nik even managed to look seductive while he waited for the first aiders to remove a twig stuck up his nose. - Anonymous
09/11/2007 14:32:10	Halloween fashion allows balding men a chance to look young again. - Anonymous
09/11/2007 14:30:13	Mathias thought HE was scared and he couldn't even see his tie! - Anonymous
09/11/2007 14:24:21	Let me feel your macroboobies... - Anonymous
09/11/2007 14:22:52	Graffiti artist caught red-handed. - Private Member
09/11/2007 14:17:38	Thieves choose a disguise that will help them enter homes without arousing suspicion. - Anonymous
08/11/2007 16:49:34	Oxford's new St. Nicholas College proudly shows off its own unique subfusc. - Private Member
08/11/2007 15:08:06	Catz hosts the annual International Santa Federation Conference. Those interested in reindeer head to Magdalen for specialist lecture. - Anonymous
08/11/2007 14:49:00	Marie Curie launch a new breast cancer awareness campaign designed to appeal to the lesbian community. - Anonymous
08/11/2007 14:48:14	Marie Curie launch a new breast cancer awareness campaign set to glamorise home examination. - Anonymous
08/11/2007 14:37:03	I don't know why people are leaving such dodgy comments, it's clear they're just performing the standard lesbian sorority handshake. - Anonymous
08/11/2007 14:33:49	Amateur pornographing was the only way the girls could finance their way through medical school. - Private Member
08/11/2007 14:12:43	After missing Lecture 1 - 'Using a stethoscope' the girls had to improvise when determining heart rate. (Well, that's the official story - stills of their alleged attempts at cervical smears suggest otherwise.) - Anonymous
08/11/2007 14:01:01	Why hello there, I've got a present for you... just under my smile!!! - Anonymous
08/11/2007 14:00:43	MR. DOUGHNUT!!!! GET BACK IN MAH BELLY!! - Kimi
08/11/2007 13:31:26	Police raid illegal Giant Boggle launch party. - Anonymous
08/11/2007 13:16:51	Something gave Hilary the feeling people were talking about her. - Anonymous
08/11/2007 13:15:55	A distinction from Oxford would be enough for most but Indrani just could not rest until she'd conquered human flight. - Anonymous
08/11/2007 13:14:25	Medical school was just an elaborate excuse for lesbian experimentation. - Anonymous
07/11/2007 19:07:36	I just love the fact that the hands are flapping so fast they create motion blur! - Anonymous
06/11/2007 20:44:41	World's heaviest man sinks after heavy storm leaves ground soggy. - Anonymous
03/11/2007 23:46:04	So that's how that rumour about Renata trying to pull Christian got started... - Anonymous
03/11/2007 23:39:20	The boys were not at all happy about Daphne's decision to wear stilettos. - Private Member
03/11/2007 23:24:23	Stephen's harem of inflatable women would have been convincing had he not placed Ravenous Rapunzel on that missing cork screw. What a let down! - Private Member
03/11/2007 23:03:19	A phobia of flash photography tended to make social events troublesome for Mathias. - Private Member
03/11/2007 23:01:12	Promotional images for "Art" gave Dan a taste for recreating famous Munch paintings. - Private Member
03/11/2007 22:57:31	A promotional still for the newly announced motion picture "Harry Potter and the Deathly Mallows." - Private Member
03/11/2007 22:46:02	Justin: "Honestly, this Halloween tack really misrepresents the secret evil empire I'm working towards, but hopefully if I wear the hat, the irony will amuse Sha." - Anonymous
03/11/2007 21:39:25	Authorities frustrated when ordinary moggie thwarts high tech surveillance attempts to capture hacker mastermind. - Anonymous
03/11/2007 21:26:17	Another Sugababes fan driven insane by nonsensical lyrics. - Anonymous
03/11/2007 21:01:21	The Sorting Hat was having a field day with this one. - Private Member
03/11/2007 20:59:57	The demon's passion for photo opportunities allowed lots of victims the chance to escape. - Anonymous
03/11/2007 20:56:31	Gwen's assailant had a far better ghost costume than most. - Anonymous
03/11/2007 15:52:47	Dan knew the sun bed had been a mistake when his girlfriend became unable to recognise him after a drink or two. - Private Member
03/11/2007 15:50:57	Sha abandoned her usual mode of transport for fear she'd be mistaken for someone playing trick or treat. - Anonymous
03/11/2007 15:49:04	Justin can hide his fondness for Dumbledore no longer. - Anonymous
03/11/2007 15:43:11	Justin explains China's political system, while Gwen wonders where her other wine glass is. - Dan S
03/11/2007 15:42:37	Gwen holds up a pumpkin in a vain attempt to disguise the fact that she's kissing some random guy's butt. - Dan S
03/11/2007 15:41:44	Justin and Gwen tried their best to hold Sha up, but she was sooo wasted at this point that their best was only just good enough. - Dan S
02/11/2007 23:39:07	The pollen count was incredibly high at the local playground. - Aidan
02/11/2007 16:57:15	Kiss the Guns! - Private Member
02/11/2007 16:56:43	Alice went to great lengths to hide the enormous zit on her forehead. - Private Member
02/11/2007 16:50:59	Weeks after three bottles of whisky disappear, the MCR secretary thinks he's found the culprit and takes matters into his own hands. - Private Member
02/11/2007 16:50:35	Ceri's impression of a cat in heat was really rather good... meeeowww - Private Member
02/11/2007 16:46:02	The shop assistant screws head #7 'Happy Face' to the manikin's body. - Anonymous
02/11/2007 16:42:10	and here's one I made earlier... - Private Member
02/11/2007 16:41:44	Gwen waited anxiously for the results of her pregnancy test - Private Member
02/11/2007 16:40:23	After watching Brazil's appalling performance, he needed something to sweeten his day - Private Member
02/11/2007 16:30:58	Giulia was unsuccessful in her attempts to excite Kate with her finger... - Private Member
02/11/2007 16:25:10	Sha immediately regretted her decision to pursue dentistry... - Private Member
02/11/2007 16:20:54	Gwen: "Ha! He's too close to survive throwing that bomb at me, so really the joke's on him..." - Anonymous
02/11/2007 16:10:51	Acrophobic girls seek Mile High Club alternative. - Anonymous
02/11/2007 15:01:42	He had only turned away for a second, but those pesky squirrels had done it again... - Private Member
02/11/2007 14:56:38	Dan auditioned for a part in the Borrowers... - Private Member
02/11/2007 14:48:22	So that's how lesbians have sex... - Anonymous
01/11/2007 8:55:04	THRILLER! - Obvious
01/11/2007 8:53:59	sha has a look on her face that seems to indicate real displeasure at whatever she is seeing. kinda looks like she is having to watch her mother strip... the guy is less perturbed - Anonymous
01/11/2007 8:45:59	Has anyone seen the headline Hippo Eats dwarf? Honeslty it exists... I didn't believe it at first but now i have seen proof - Luke
01/11/2007 8:44:45	"It's always bloody Greensleeves on these computer helplines..." - Luke
01/11/2007 8:41:30	"I may be 68 but I can still fart and HAH I've got one brewing..." - Luke
30/10/2007 23:12:38	We soon realized we had taken the joke too far after topping up Katy's bottle with canal water - Private Member
30/10/2007 23:07:03	And shows him one of her pickled testicles - Private Member
30/10/2007 23:05:06	Tri delts = three nippled freak girls - Private Member
30/10/2007 23:01:44	Heather: "Someone said there was man ass in here!!" - Private Member
30/10/2007 23:00:08	Katrin agreed to a rather painful role in an elaborate game of Hungry Hippoes. - Private Member
30/10/2007 22:56:43	"Alice, when you said you wanted me to get wet, I didn't have this in min, urgh!" - Anonymous
30/10/2007 22:53:08	"Wow! There are some hot looking ladies in here. Play it cool, play it cool..." - Anonymous
30/10/2007 22:50:05	"So you see my dildo is this long" - Private Member
30/10/2007 17:21:34	Richbob's breast transplant wasn't as successful as he'd hoped. - Aidan
30/10/2007 13:55:41	The curse of Sha's chocolate ear strikes again. - Private Member
30/10/2007 13:35:58	Tired of the traditional three-legged race, the girls work on a design to bring it down to two. - Anonymous
30/10/2007 12:12:23	Budweiser sponsor a remake of Donnie Darko. - Anonymous
30/10/2007 12:06:57	Kate: "Tommy! Don't leave the condom on top of the duvet, you might make this situation look dodgy!" - Anonymous
30/10/2007 12:04:43	It becomes clear that Tommy is actually a hologram as his willy travels through the duvet. - Private Member
30/10/2007 12:04:21	Afterwards we played Mario Kart. - Tommy
30/10/2007 12:03:35	Tommy hides in fear and excitement as Kate mentions Alice may be dropping by soon - and she's very, VERY tired. - Private Member
30/10/2007 12:03:09	Tommy hides in fear after Kate is shot in the forehead. - Private Member
30/10/2007 0:27:10	Heather's swift actions saved the Oxford from the mini Deathstar. - Aidan
29/10/2007 23:40:36	Sibling rivalry? What sibling rivalry?? - Private Member
29/10/2007 23:31:51	to myself by the looks of it! - Private Member
29/10/2007 23:28:13	Heather: "Fuck! who just crapped in my mouth?!!" - Private Member
29/10/2007 23:27:03	Liz plays her usual sneeky game of "drink the floor dregs" - Anonymous
29/10/2007 23:01:08	After finding the Fuckwits Fortnightly image, Dave sends his cousin to find the biggest fish in the world. - Anonymous
29/10/2007 22:50:43	Tom: "I'm hung like a Euro Goat herder and that's the reason I haven't needed to change my hair cut in 23 years. That and because I now wear wigs." - James G
29/10/2007 22:49:56	Tom: "Well its about this big, around 109 inchs in metric thats roughly 276.86 centimeters." - James G
29/10/2007 22:42:30	Nadene tries to prepare her body for a planned Australia trip. - Anonymous
29/10/2007 22:40:19	Sha's attempts to disguise her hairy armpits were always more trouble than just buying a razor. - Anonymous
29/10/2007 22:37:08	Richbob was positioned carefully so as to obscure the ~~lego~~ block structure porn on the wall, in the head shots he planned to send to his gran. - Anonymous
29/10/2007 17:12:07	Nadene: Look, I'm bent. Does that excite you? - Anonymous
29/10/2007 17:11:31	Try as she might, she still couldn't lick her own clitoris. - Dan W
29/10/2007 17:10:58	The reason for Richard's hair-line became obvious as full moon struck. - Private Member
29/10/2007 17:10:34	Do I make you horny baby, do I? - Private Member
29/10/2007 17:10:00	With her broom, the witch did the 'YMCA' - Private Member
29/10/2007 17:09:39	At least it's not a MacDonald's flag... - Anonymous
29/10/2007 17:09:08	A broom through the cranium was the second most common cause of witch death. - Dan W
29/10/2007 15:31:15	Heather: "Fuck! Who left a butt plug on my chair?" - Anonymous
29/10/2007 15:28:59	Alice: "It aint easy being white..." - Anonymous
29/10/2007 15:26:58	I think she's put her g-string on the wrong way around, silly girl! - Anonymous
29/10/2007 15:15:13	Kaitlin was lucky to find only a parody of a "Poo of the year" award. - Anonymous
29/10/2007 15:10:42	Heather: "Fuck! Who left that fork on my chair?" - Private Member
29/10/2007 15:09:44	So that's how... - Anonymous
29/10/2007 15:07:32	No spin the bottle outcome had ever been so ill received. - Anonymous
29/10/2007 15:06:04	So that's how lesbians have sex. - Anonymous
29/10/2007 15:04:32	"So James, when did Liverpool last win the league?" - Anonymous
29/10/2007 0:48:38	No spin the bottle outcome had ever been so well received. - Anonymous
29/10/2007 0:43:08	Beth: "Where shall I put this cardboard cut out for next year's nativity?" - Anonymous
21/10/2007 23:16:47	Heather was so busy eating slugs that she forgot to put her pants on! - Anonymous
21/10/2007 23:15:38	Liz: "Calm down Alice, I was going to give you a beer anyway!" - Anonymous
21/10/2007 23:15:02	Alice: "Thon't move! I goth my thongue twapped in thaw hair gwip!" - Anonymous
19/10/2007 18:16:32	Laura prepares for The Great Fruit Fight of 2007. - Anonymous
18/10/2007 23:17:09	Heather regretted getting her tongue piercing done on the cheap. - Anonymous
18/10/2007 22:35:55	Heather: "Are you sure about this? I normally just use body chocolate." - Private Member
18/10/2007 17:47:59	Heather: "Are you sure about this? I normally just use after sun" - Anonymous
18/10/2007 17:46:09	Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry to bother you, but I believe I ordered compressed air, not helium. - Anonymous
18/10/2007 17:44:33	Ooooh, jazz hands. - Anonymous
18/10/2007 15:19:24	Sha (leafing through the catalogue): I don't know... do you have him in blonde? (Heehee, the CAPTCHA says "boobey"!) - Aidan
17/10/2007 15:44:03	Alice always came up with original ways to remove ear wax. - Private Member
17/10/2007 15:42:45	Mark: "No wait, I think I left the oven on." - Anonymous
07/10/2007 22:34:37	Gwen simply couldn't resist texting Dan when his phone was on vibrate. - Private Member
07/10/2007 22:32:24	The diabetic soon regretted letting Mathias' tyres down. - Private Member
07/10/2007 18:37:59	Tom: "If you don't install my garden swing in the next week I'll send some of my lads over to break your legs." - Anonymous
07/10/2007 18:36:32	Dan hoped that holding an empty beer bottle would detract from his camp choice of beverage. - Anonymous
07/10/2007 18:33:44	Dan: "Beer AND a girly drink, could life get any better?" - Anonymous
06/10/2007 18:59:44	this was not the first time Kate had poked her head excitedly through a big hole... - Private Member
04/10/2007 12:42:41	That's a big doorbell for such a small house! - Anonymous
03/10/2007 0:03:43	Ah, I do so like looking at photos of people's grandparents when they were young... - Anonymous
03/10/2007 0:02:19	A clip from an evil overlord training video, "Press here to blow up the world." - Anonymous
02/10/2007 23:41:19	Taken by the shiny certificates, Kaitlin considers a career change. - Anonymous
02/10/2007 23:37:46	The Said Business School goes for a new image when they unveil their photos for the new prospectus. - Private Member
02/10/2007 23:36:46	Sam poses for the cover of his new album, "Songs from the heart." - Private Member
02/10/2007 0:21:50	Jon waits in the wings ready for his debut Full Monty performance. - Anonymous
02/10/2007 0:17:05	"We could've been anything we wanted to be, With all the talent we had..." - Anonymous
02/10/2007 0:09:25	Girl on the left: "Quick, distract them with cake while I move in for a kiss." - Anonymous
02/10/2007 0:07:17	The boots were the only part of the invisible, flying woman that could be caught on camera. - Anonymous
02/10/2007 0:05:58	...or an advert for polos. - Private Member
01/10/2007 22:05:07	Heather: When you said cybersex, I thought you meant... - Anonymous
01/10/2007 22:04:11	Sha looks concerned as Dan struggles with his Houdini-style escape artist trick. - Private Member
01/10/2007 22:02:58	Kaitlin suspected that the London travel guide she bought from the guy on the street corner was a little dodgy, but decided to make the most of her trip anyway. - Anonymous
01/10/2007 20:36:23	I don't know why, but I've a hunch that this is a hen party. - Anonymous
01/10/2007 20:29:47	Kaitlin : I WILL get that date with Ken, even if it means sabotaging every outfit that little bleached-blonde whore owns... - Private Member
01/10/2007 20:24:05	Kaitlin plans her next guest dinner outfit. - Anonymous
01/10/2007 20:16:53	Dan expresses his thoughts on Cowboy Bebop. - Private Member
01/10/2007 20:14:44	The group had a plan for dealing with the burst water pipe in the attic. - Private Member
01/10/2007 20:09:32	Alexandra: I'm sorry Sha, but I decided to wear red first. - Anonymous
30/09/2007 23:42:55	I wish I could remember when I took this picture - if only there were some clues to help me identify the occasion... - Private Member
30/09/2007 21:52:30	Alexandra: "And that, Sha, is how lesbians have sex." - Private Member
30/09/2007 0:59:44	So that's how humans and computers have sex. - Anonymous
28/09/2007 20:32:51	The group hoped that their summoning ritual would bring the dead guy back to life. - Private Member
28/09/2007 19:27:22	You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out... - Private Member
28/09/2007 16:03:34	The tiger wouldn't let a small thing like being crushed by a steamroller destroy his appetite. - Private Member
28/09/2007 13:53:33	Let me explain through interpretive dance. - Anonymous
28/09/2007 13:50:14	Richbob poses for a Viagra advert. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:50:15	Dan: If those lips come near me you don't want to know where this bottle's going to end up. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:49:11	The group continued to play bunnies, oblivious to the random guy collapsed on the table. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:45:56	Let me explain through interpretive dance. - Private Member
27/09/2007 17:45:26	Alice had doubts about the practicalities of her new dildo. - Private Member
27/09/2007 17:39:37	Emily expressed her feelings about Tom's decision not to meditate in the pub. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:37:54	Tom lacked a basic understanding of the principles of pole vaulting. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:35:58	The Hertford Ghost was not happy to be trodden on. - Private Member
27/09/2007 17:33:49	Pleasant though it was, Rachel's outfit lacked a golf club. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:17:00	Jon can't believe it when he scores twice in one night. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:14:35	Kate: I'm sure the Cherwell used to be deeper than this. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:11:55	Junior dean responsibilities had never been so far reaching. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:09:17	"Do you want to see me macropenis?" - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:08:33	"To whom shall I give this rohypnol spiked drink?" - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:06:54	Kate's glove puppet was ever so realistic. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 17:04:25	There was only one way to test rumours that Heather was made of chocolate. - Private Member
27/09/2007 17:03:12	Heather: Why didn't I just get a Mac? - Anonymous
27/09/2007 16:52:20	Control of the back seat was worth fighting for. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 16:37:07	The head teacher went out on a limb when she suggested a new style of prefecting. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 15:43:30	So that's how lesbians... dance? - Anonymous
27/09/2007 15:40:13	That's not a towel. It's a weight-loss body wrap! - Anonymous
27/09/2007 15:37:59	Never nudes will go to great lengths to hide their cut-offs. - Anonymous
27/09/2007 0:27:43	Can you tell she's Cornish? - Suzi
27/09/2007 0:26:00	Where'd I put that magazine? - Suzi
26/09/2007 23:20:49	Man off to the right: Ooh, let me grab a piece of him! - Anonymous
26/09/2007 23:19:25	Fashion tip for flat-chested girls: Arrange your body hair like so... - Anonymous
26/09/2007 23:16:45	Girls: Now kiddies, 3 + 3 = what? - Anonymous
26/09/2007 23:08:36	Jon: How do you like my prom dress? - Anonymous
26/09/2007 23:07:57	The behaviour of a man with three nipples. - Anonymous
26/09/2007 23:06:56	Some people just had to take National Cross-Dressing Day a step too far. - Anonymous
26/09/2007 22:58:28	Nope, I can't think of any captions either. This is a hard one. - Private Member
26/09/2007 14:30:59	Heather gets a nipple stuck in her computer's fan again. - Private Member
25/09/2007 21:47:35	Sorority girls are so helpful. - Private Member
25/09/2007 21:30:54	No captions spring to mind. - predictable
25/09/2007 21:30:34	So that's how lesbians have sex. - predictable
25/09/2007 21:30:20	So that's how lesbians have sex. - predictable
25/09/2007 20:51:30	This looks like something out of Father Ted. - Private Member
25/09/2007 20:50:18	Alice: I just wanted to feel the power between my legs! - Private Member
25/09/2007 20:49:34	STHLHS (sorry I had to) - Private Member
25/09/2007 19:00:55	The pig infestation in the Cherwell was really getting to be a problem. - Private Member
25/09/2007 18:59:16	Neeeeeaaaawm! - Anonymous
25/09/2007 17:35:16	Alice: Just wait and see what happens when I cum! - Anonymous
25/09/2007 16:15:07	At times when her football shirt was in the wash, Sha had to find other ways to assert her support for Spurs. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 16:12:55	Those without wetsuits stayed in during Oxford's summer floods, but Mathias would let nothing stand in the way of a black tie dinner. - Private Member
25/09/2007 16:10:01	There used to be a time when poker was enough to satisfy Eric's competitive urges. - Private Member
25/09/2007 16:08:45	These new condoms make it look really shiny. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 16:08:10	Enrique explores alternate career options for when he finishes his DPhil. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 16:07:05	Jon: Get up James, it's time... - Anonymous
25/09/2007 16:05:07	Marina: You're wearing it NOW? - Anonymous
25/09/2007 16:02:28	Anna models her moves on Peter Crouch. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 16:00:34	Mark was due his annual shave. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 15:52:34	"It's this long girls! Come and play!" - Anonymous
25/09/2007 15:50:34	"Come on boys! Take me!" - Anonymous
25/09/2007 15:47:24	Rachel tries to squeeze one out through the grates of the bench. - R
25/09/2007 15:44:07	Gwen squeezes the life out of an invisible koala. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 15:43:08	Dan: And it's this long! - Anonymous
25/09/2007 15:42:38	Emily expresses her feelings on the 60 minutes spent choosing a pizza to eat in the street. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 15:20:11	Nobody liked to tell Alice that facing forward would be more helpful. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 15:18:00	This is what happens to people who drink from the Cherwell. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 15:13:36	Hall food - nice as ever. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 14:49:04	Emily expressed her feelings about James's decision to meditate in the pub. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 14:44:51	How to kill your friends lesson #1 - suffocation. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 14:43:45	If you go down to the woods today... - Anonymous
25/09/2007 14:42:44	Return of the red brain-sucky thing. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 14:40:22	A tongue piercing was all that was needed to complete Heather's 'come to bed ladies' face. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 14:37:00	I wouldn't say Alice was insecure about having no penis, but... - Private Member
25/09/2007 14:34:31	Kate smiles for the camera, oblivious to the naked man who's just entered the room. - Anonymous
25/09/2007 14:33:06	The old fork on a chair trick never ceased to amuse Kate. - Private Member
21/09/2007 4:07:15	Great, now I have less sex than a block of ice. - Brian
20/09/2007 17:18:13	Alice liked to stroke at least one ass per day. - Anonymous
20/09/2007 17:17:43	Kate was feeling a bit crabby. - Anonymous
20/09/2007 17:16:57	Jon completes his match-making mission for the night. - Anonymous
20/09/2007 17:15:39	So that's how lesbians have sex! - original
20/09/2007 17:15:04	So that's how lesbians have sex! - original
20/09/2007 17:14:50	So that's how lesbians have sex! - original
20/09/2007 17:14:29	So that's how lesbians have sex! - original
20/09/2007 17:14:04	So that's how lesbians have sex! - original
26/07/2007 19:20:44	"The board behind me describes the PS3" - Anonymous
26/07/2007 19:18:43	Hmmm....these noodles don't taste right... - Anonymous
26/07/2007 19:15:37	Oh where, oh where has my boyfriend gone... - Anonymous
26/07/2007 19:14:18	Hurry! The fire alarm is ringing! - Anonymous
26/07/2007 19:13:00	So THATS where the rainbow starts... - Anonymous
11/07/2007 12:34:28	Someone forgot to tell Tom it was gay night (again.) - Private Member
10/07/2007 22:22:50	Sha: When you said Alex was coming, I didn't think you meant... - Anonymous
10/07/2007 22:21:28	Jon: There there Dan, the epileptic fit will be over any moment now. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 22:19:22	Setting fire to finalists - the second most dangerous Oxford "tradition." - Anonymous
10/07/2007 22:18:45	As signs that God supports your choice of lifestyle go... - Anonymous
10/07/2007 17:27:38	Without Alice, how would the girls know which way to head? On this river. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 17:18:15	Huh? - Private Member
10/07/2007 17:15:17	Sha tries not to let her dissatisfaction with the seating plan show. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 17:14:00	Single white male seeks innocent women for post-coital dismemberment. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:56:06	Katy was instantly sliced in two when her punt collided with a sharp branch. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:52:31	The pleasure Dan derived from having his beard stroked was almost too much to bear. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:48:57	They call me Gold, Pot of Gold. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:46:52	Chim chiminey Chim chiminey Chim chim cher-ee! A sweep is as gangsta As gangsta can be! - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:42:52	Naked photographers are the way forward. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:41:18	"It wasn't us who stole all the green jelly babies officer, honest!" - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:36:43	Nadene reaches out to dim the lights as, after years of sexual tension, the two finally get the kiss they've so badly yearned for. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:33:09	Mathias is blinded when a lampshade lands on his head. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:29:19	Alice contemplates a D.I.Y. screwnicorning kit. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:28:03	Ladies! Come to Daddy! - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:27:29	Sarah is delighted when the current fashion for two-tone clothing helps to disguise an embarrassing accident. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:25:36	Accra ka Dabra!!!! - Karan
10/07/2007 15:25:27	Alice tells Dan she was born a man. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:24:41	I like hot bumps and I cannot like and the other brothers cant deny..a girl punts away with a itty bitty waist and a hot bump...i get sprung! and take out my oxford tongue - Karan
10/07/2007 15:23:57	Sha: "So that's how miniature, green, genderqueers have sex.." - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:18:51	Mathias: Give us a kiss! - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:17:47	Chicken impressions that could give the Bluth family a run for their money. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:16:00	Sha was always good at disguising her distaste for Katy's nicotine habit. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:14:01	Pecky, pecky pecky! - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:13:41	Alice and long poles have never really seen eye to eye. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:12:47	John just would not be told that singing YMCA and punting don't mix. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:10:40	Alice keeps a lookout for pirates - a common problem in the University Parks. - Anonymous
10/07/2007 15:07:23	"The Shining" meets Oxford nightlife - Anonymous
10/07/2007 14:53:47	So that's how lesbians have sex! - Anonymous
19/06/2007 19:17:27	"There seems to be trees.Lots of trees." - Will
19/06/2007 19:16:38	You should see me swimming. - Will
19/06/2007 19:15:51	I just love taking random pictures of my leg! - Will
10/06/2007 14:17:02	Rear neck penetration was one of the girls' favourite activities. - Anonymous
10/06/2007 13:55:59	So that's how lesbians have sex. - Anonymous
05/04/2007 12:06:19	a visual demonstration of gender-fluidity - Anonymous
23/03/2007 17:39:59	Voodoo for the under fives. - Anonymous
23/03/2007 17:36:41	Mathias loses an earring. - Private Member
20/03/2007 10:25:06	Heeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy Macarena! - Private Member
29/01/2007 16:32:16	we were actually talking about strap ons... - Luke
10/01/2007 18:04:22	Aware of Mark's cutting nature, Kate checks for sweat patches before he arrives. - Private Member
10/01/2007 18:03:24	Sarah steals Richbob's season ticket to stop him wasting his weekends glory hunting. - Private Member
10/01/2007 18:02:09	Alice simulates a less conventional sex change operation. - Private Member
10/01/2007 18:00:53	In his drunken state, Rich massages his own toe instead of Sarah's knee. - Private Member
06/01/2007 18:19:48	A typical Business School tutorial. - Private Member
04/01/2007 0:55:29	So that's how lesbians... kiss - Private Member
31/12/2006 18:57:24	Nadene: "See over there, Suzanne? That's how lesbians have sex." - Anonymous
27/12/2006 1:45:07	Umm, ladies, the theme of this party is "James Bond," not "The Matrix." - Private Member
27/12/2006 1:43:45	Kaitlin hoped that the massive diamond on her finger would distract people from the fact that she had forgotten to get a manicure. - Private Member
21/12/2006 2:42:10	The competition to get to the bar grew fierce when they found out there was a shortage of K-Ice. - Private Member
20/12/2006 3:38:07	Rhys had no choice but to fight his way in, as there was no way he was going to pay the 2.50 entrance fee. - Private Member
20/12/2006 3:35:16	Even after this, Christian's hair STILL wouldn't lie flat. - Private Member
20/12/2006 3:34:34	After landing that sweet job at Google, Mark was finally able to buy engagement rings for all his Facebook wives. - Private Member
06/12/2006 17:52:20	Mark: "So that's how gay people have sex." - Anonymous
06/12/2006 17:51:21	Someone: "I know! It's that disabled guy who writes books and stuff!" - Private Member
06/12/2006 17:49:55	Someone: "I know! It's that disabled guy who writes books and stuff!" - Private Member
04/12/2006 22:26:08	...and if u shut yr eyes... its errr ... dark!! - Private Member
04/12/2006 22:24:31	Arsenal go 3-0 up - Private Member
04/12/2006 22:20:33	The infection was getting worse day by day - Private Member
03/12/2006 20:39:53	So that's how lesbians have sex. (!?) - Anonymous
03/12/2006 20:38:26	Sarah: "I know! It's that disabled guy who writes books and stuff!" - Private Member
03/12/2006 16:22:50	The Star Trek convention 2006. - Anonymous
03/12/2006 16:08:10	Until he finds his tweezers,this is the next best thing for removing nasal hair. - Pete
03/12/2006 16:03:15	When you said we'd been called to the bench-I thought you meant~~~~ - Pete
03/12/2006 15:58:19	The girls couldn't resist a closer examination of the guys steroid abuse. - Pete
03/12/2006 15:47:38	With no camouflage make up in her bag,Gwenyth used her finger to conceal the unsightly boil. - Pete
03/12/2006 11:47:13	This is how the "cross your heart"bra works. - Pete
03/12/2006 11:43:26	So thats where I left my lipstick. - Pete
02/12/2006 2:50:27	In the event of an emergency, exits are located at the front and rear of this MCR. Also, the MCR couches can be used as flotation devices. - Private Member
30/11/2006 23:58:12	In this drunken state, Tom's snooker cue was the only thing that could stay up. - Anonymous
30/11/2006 23:56:16	During the great hair brush famine of '06, girls had to resort to desperate grooming techniques. - Private Member
30/11/2006 23:55:14	Mike's answer to being included in Sha's website. - Anonymous
30/11/2006 21:23:58	"We can suck the lime out of a bottle of Corona." "Really..." - Anonymous
30/11/2006 14:36:04	When he couldn't get a seat in the restaurant, Sam tried to kill the maitre'd. - Private Member
28/11/2006 14:27:56	The David Blain lookalike should have gone to Specsavers. - Anonymous
28/11/2006 14:26:21	The chewing gum dropper had a lot to answer for. - Pete
28/11/2006 14:23:06	The crossbar doesn't half dig in when you ride down those steps. - Pete
28/11/2006 14:19:13	Hutto was clearly stuggling with his Alphabet. - Pete
28/11/2006 14:17:19	James was devastated,it was his round! - Pete
28/11/2006 14:11:26	Sampling Caths homemade wine was clearly a frightening experience. - Pete
28/11/2006 14:08:16	Indrani thought it was a bad idea inviting her dentist to the party. - Pete
28/11/2006 14:00:16	Don't move my contact lense is stuck to your shoulder. - Pete
28/11/2006 13:56:49	An embarrassed Bernard Mathews wins the first prize in the RSPCA Christmas raffle. - Pete
28/11/2006 13:34:02	Du had twigged,it was Jonathan who had broke wind. - Pete
28/11/2006 13:31:14	The tatooist didn'nt know where to start first. - Pete
28/11/2006 13:20:38	Mike had no choice but to shoot his way in,there was no way he was paying the 2.50p entrance fee. - Pete
28/11/2006 13:16:11	Dan wouldn't reveal the disasterous effects of his facelift. - Pete
28/11/2006 13:13:44	The theft of two wax work dummies is being looked into. - Pete
28/11/2006 13:10:03	Christophs outrageous tie was clearly making Jessica feel physically sick. - Pete
28/11/2006 13:03:00	The Arab couldn't believe he'd managed to gatecrash the Jewish wedding! - Pete
28/11/2006 13:00:15	The smile that says "look,no spinach between my teeth" - Pete
28/11/2006 12:56:54	John loved to pass on his taxi flagging routine. - Pete
28/11/2006 12:54:15	You wouldn't be laughing if you had pepper in your eye! - Pete
28/11/2006 12:50:59	Mathias was impressed with the mix n match dinner suit. - Pete
28/11/2006 12:47:40	The Hymek manouvre clearly hadn't worked! - Pete
28/11/2006 12:43:55	In this drunken state,Toms snooker cue was the only thing holding him up! - Pete
28/11/2006 12:41:01	The photographer couldn't deny it,it was his round. - Pete
28/11/2006 12:38:20	If I kiss you,will you tell me who has pinched the green snooker balls? - Pete
28/11/2006 12:34:01	The laughing gas soon started to take effect. - Pete
28/11/2006 12:31:40	Your dentures have really had the plink plink fizz. - Pete
28/11/2006 12:27:42	The headlice starter was more appetising than the soup!! - Pete
26/11/2006 21:08:10	"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." - Private Member
26/11/2006 14:21:01	Doubles limbo dancing tournement - Private Member
25/11/2006 16:57:32	Christian: "Has anyone seen Sha?" - Private Member
25/11/2006 16:56:02	Sha prepares to thump Jonathan while he's focussed on the camera. - Private Member
10/11/2006 0:27:39	Dan is so ashamed of his K-Ice addiction that he refuses to show his face in public. - Private Member
10/11/2006 0:27:25	Sam hands out punishments for frightening costumes starting with Mathias, while Mike waits patiently for his turn. - Private Member
10/11/2006 0:26:49	How the MCR manages those long guest dinner waiting lists. - Private Member
10/11/2006 0:26:18	How the accommodation office deals with space problems. - Private Member
10/11/2006 0:26:04	No matter how hard I try, I just can't work out who's hiding behind Dan's hat while Avi gazes at him wistfully. - Private Member
10/11/2006 0:24:43	A typical MCR Open meeting - Private Member
22/10/2006 22:27:17	I think this picture is a fake. Mathias doesn't appear to be delivering a sexually explicit anecdote about his sordid past so it can't have been taken at Jaroslav's party. - Private Member
22/10/2006 22:22:43	Mathias: "Calm down Melody, it's only Sha." - notsha(honest)
22/10/2006 22:19:01	"I have never walked naked through the quad with a bucket of goldfish on my head..." - Private Member
21/10/2006 16:59:22	So that's how single people have sex. - Private Member
21/10/2006 16:55:33	As part of a Catz team building course, the two Annas demonstrate an exercise in trust. - Anonymous
21/10/2006 16:45:34	If you're happy and you know it touch your nose... - Anonymous
21/10/2006 16:44:41	Anna W: "I can fly, just give me a push and I'll be off." - Anonymous
21/10/2006 14:33:12	"Fcking caption game. Every day they want new photos. How am I going to keep up?" - Private Member*
21/10/2006 12:53:26	or Chrissie: "Really? So that's how lesbians have sex?" - Private Member
21/10/2006 12:52:25	Jon: "And that, Chrissie, is how lesbians have sex." - Private Member
20/10/2006 11:22:13	Mathias, we TOLD you that hair thingy would cut off the circulation to your face! - Private Member
19/10/2006 21:42:34	Henry's Angels! - Private Member
19/10/2006 21:41:35	Despite being postgraduate students at Oxford, they still found it difficult to spell out "YMCA" during the Village People song at bops. - Private Member
17/10/2006 21:56:00	A national shortage of surf boards prompts fans of the sport to take drastic measures. - Private Member
17/10/2006 21:43:25	"Fcking Headlice infestation" - Private Member*
14/10/2006 13:13:46	The MCR hired the three-headed bartender to increase productivity, but he only made things worse by getting three times as drunk. - Private Member
14/10/2006 9:53:20	Umm, Mathias, that's not what they mean when they ask if you've pulled a girl. - Private Member
13/10/2006 12:12:40	If it were Georgios and not Markos in the picture, the caption would be easy: "It's disgusting!" - Private Member
13/10/2006 12:11:44	They weren't smiling after they found out that the main ingredient in these waffles was the Hanzi Special. - Private Member
12/10/2006 15:36:12	Rich unravels a thread of what transpires to be his woolly macropenis. - Private Member
12/10/2006 15:35:53	But this IS my macropenis!!! he says while grasping at straws, literally. - Private Member
12/10/2006 15:35:21	Superglue was originally invented to bond skin together. - Tommy
09/10/2006 11:38:14	By far this is the best "so thats how lesbians have sex" picture EVER! - Private Member
08/10/2006 17:41:56	Kate waits in a state of sexual anticipation only to find that Alice has mistaken the ornate dildo for a shisha pipe. - Private Member
08/10/2006 17:33:59	Before putting in her contacts, Heather mistakes a big, fuck-off, shiny ball for Mark. - Private Member
08/10/2006 17:27:42	Mike: How about some vomit to go with your urine? - Anonymous
08/10/2006 15:11:40	Continuing the serious note: That's appalling! It really is laughable that somewhere in the modern world can have such backward attitudes. - Private Member
08/10/2006 14:38:45	On a serious note Sha...homosexuality IS actually illegal in Virginia (I jest you not). If George W had his way this would probably be his preferred punishment. The US current extremist conservative stance that many people have on social issues makes me want to vomit and crap all over the Republican party headquarters. - Private Member
08/10/2006 14:30:07	Remco proves just how cheesy his grin is. - Private Member
08/10/2006 14:25:37	anyone for cheese and quackers? - Private Member
08/10/2006 14:17:57	The Buddhist dykes of North London Society's weekly meeting gets off to a flying start. - Private Member
08/10/2006 14:14:05	Heather practices her morning "lesbian sexercise" routines. - Anonymous
06/10/2006 19:39:34	Alice is more enthusiastic than Kate about the BDSM aspect of their sex life. - Private Member
06/10/2006 19:37:07	After being shot in the ankle, Heather finds a way to get around that doesn't involve using her legs. - Private Member
06/10/2006 19:21:45	In a rare snake fighting incident Markos got bitten on both cheeks and the girls kindly volunteered to suck out the venom. - Anonymous
06/10/2006 19:20:14	Markos: "Oh great, more kissing to put up with. It's a hard life." - Anonymous
06/10/2006 19:18:59	Zach regrets sitting behind someone who had a curry last night. - Anonymous
06/10/2006 19:16:51	I didn't realise homosexuality was illegal in Virginia. - Private Member
04/10/2006 15:43:09	So that's how lesbians have sex. - Anonymous
03/10/2006 1:56:22	So THAT's how Greek people have sex. - Anonymous
02/10/2006 19:32:49	that's what travelling at the speed of light does to you... - Kathrin
28/09/2006 15:11:04	So that's how three people have sex. - Anonymous
28/09/2006 15:09:52	Friends look on with amazement when Amy spontaneously turns into Chris. - Private Member
28/09/2006 15:06:00	She tries to remove a pole lodged in the back of Katherine's head. - Private Member
28/09/2006 15:05:08	Sha's lower back tattoo bore an unfortunate resemblance to a thong. - Private Member
28/09/2006 15:02:15	This is the expression of a man with a tiny Mexican lodged in his brain. - Tommy
28/09/2006 15:00:24	After one too many 'show me your tits' comments, Alice forcefully creates an impressive lump Matt's head. - Private Member
28/09/2006 14:59:23	The stress caused by the house deposit situation gave Dan more than a few gray hairs. - Private Member
28/09/2006 14:59:01	Sha is too troubled by a crack in the ceiling to enjoy Kate's ear nibbling. - Private Member
28/09/2006 14:58:38	A threesome with both evil and good Willow...surely not an opportunity to be missed. - Jo R
28/09/2006 14:57:40	Dan becomes excited as Kate is initiates a game of 'chinese licks'. - Private Member
24/09/2006 22:50:59	"Cowabunga!" - Private Member
24/09/2006 15:56:11	Fcking Liverpool. - Anonymous*
22/09/2006 17:07:00	To save money on a transportation, Suzi decides to help Sha swim back to Oxford. - Private Member
21/09/2006 18:57:54	And after he used that thing on his face, Remco was having a bloody grate time. - Private Member
21/09/2006 14:19:13	Remco was having a grate time. - Private Member
21/09/2006 14:18:42	We said take your SHOES off, Sha! - Private Member
21/09/2006 14:18:13	While on tour in the UK, Christina Aguilera stops by for a game of Twister - Private Member
21/09/2006 14:07:07	The wonders of modern makeup can never be fully appreciated until you see someone who forgot to put their face on. - Anonymous
21/09/2006 13:40:03	And to think, it all started with a cold sore... - Invisible Romantic
21/09/2006 11:34:11	In Ireland they make frying pans with holes in the base to make them easier to dry. - Private Member
21/09/2006 11:20:19	Dan guards giant turd with his life. - Anonymous
21/09/2006 11:14:48	Lucy just couldn't figure out why she was setting off people's gaydars. - Private Member
21/09/2006 11:12:20	To make room for new offices, the Catz SCR was forced to scale down the ducks in the center courtyard of the building. - Private Member
21/09/2006 11:09:36	We were embarrassed to discover that we'd all bought the same outfit. That's the last time I shop in Topshop. - Private Member
21/09/2006 2:33:57	With our powers combined... - Invisible Romantic
21/09/2006 1:49:42	I don't care how much you beg, guys, I'm not carrying either of you back to the MCR. - Private Member
20/09/2006 22:09:18	To make room for new offices, the Catz SCR was forced to scale down the duck pond in the center courtyard of the building. - Private Member
20/09/2006 21:08:40	Who's that bleached-blonde slapper? - Private Member
20/09/2006 21:04:36	In an over-enthusiastic drunken moment, Alex entertained the idea that he could fit Tom's head in a bottle. - Anonymous
20/09/2006 21:02:18	.....wearing a dildo??" - Private Member
20/09/2006 21:01:59	"Officer...is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just...... - Private Member
20/09/2006 21:01:03	AWWWW, Sha's assaulting an American, and its not Heather or Kimi! - Private Member
20/09/2006 20:30:48	James: "Now you're sure this is just cough medicine Cath? You know I'm not one to drink alcohol." - Private Member
20/09/2006 20:08:51	Suzi: And this is what will happen everytime you post a photo of me on the internet! - Private Member
20/09/2006 20:07:52	Enrique: My momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Private Member
20/09/2006 2:03:43	So THAT's why Christian's hair stands up like that... - Private Member
19/09/2006 22:14:30	He had two, they were each this size. - Private Member
19/09/2006 22:13:57	Suzanne's "Shadow Show" becomes more inventive every year. The picture shows her trademark "Two Birds Talking to Each Other" of 2001. - Tommy
19/09/2006 22:13:29	He was THIS BIG - Private Member
19/09/2006 22:10:15	Sha: I knew if I got them drunk enough then they'd dress as daft as I do. - Private Member
19/09/2006 22:09:47	The girls pretend everything is fine after a particularly bad face slapping bitch fight. - Private Member
19/09/2006 22:08:57	Having painted one too many toy train the elves decided they couldn't be fucked about Christmas and went out on the lash instead - Jo R
19/09/2006 22:03:07	Since all the straight people have left, Catz has been thrown into a teaming sea of sexuality confusion. - Private Member
19/09/2006 22:02:38	So that's how lesbians have sex! Ha I said it first! - Private Member
18/09/2006 21:06:16	"Fcking Fulham" - Anonymous*
12/09/2006 21:06:16	Imtiaz: "Hey Indrani, I think that gum was mine." - Private Member
10/09/2006 21:06:16	"Reprocution" foreplay. - Private Member
10/09/2006 21:06:16	"Fcking Man U." - Private Member*
10/09/2006 21:06:16	Markos: "Go and stick the kettle on will ya luv?" - Anonymous
Unknown	Kate was just an ordinary girl, but when she ate a turkey she became "Cold Turkey Girl!" - Private Member
Unknown	Rich: Look Kate that's not what we meant when we said you should give up fags altogether - Private Member
Unknown	Kate misunderstands her not-Christmas orders to "put the turkey on" - Tommy
Unknown	Alice: "Oh can I pick my favourite?" - Private Member
Unknown	I wasn't wearing my glasses so thought she was Kate, ok??! - Private Member
Unknown	New AUTO-FINGER (TM) - for the lazy rude-girl - Tommy
Unknown	So that's how lesbians have sex. - Private Member
Unknown	Richard soon learnt that women melt if you lick their nipples. - Private Member
Unknown	Innocent Sha thought it looked like a face. - Dan W
Unknown	Oh! I wondered why he was licking an eyeball! - Private Member
Unknown	Still, the face looks pretty happy about being licked. - Private Member
Unknown	Alice: 'Mark, is that a hair on your chin at last?! - Anonymous
Unknown	Mark: Alice, is that a hair on your chin at last? - Dan W
Unknown	In a moment of drunkness, Alice mistook Mark for a woman. - Private Member
Unknown	In a moment of drunkness, Mark mistook Alice for a man. - Private Member
Unknown	MSoffice becomes so advanced that it begins to voice its opinions on Powerpoint presentations. - Leigh W
Unknown	Christmas: Turkey headed man begs for mercy as decapitation looms. - Anonymous
Unknown	Giant concrete feature wonders why nobody ever passes the ball to him. - Anonymous
Unknown	or.. Stone Wall oversees pride flag themed 1-a-side tournament. - Anonymous
Unknown	MCR meetings - now with subtitles! - Anonymous
Unknown	For Irish Floor Pie, you will need... - Tommy
Unknown	Nobody could ever call Du "A great tosser" - Private Member
Unknown	The pancake rays tried to escape before they got stapled to a notice board - Anonymous
Unknown	The MCR boys wanted to keep fit because once Walcott was named in the squad, they felt optimistic about their own prospects of playing for England. - Private Member
Unknown	Government plans to bring in branding for homosexuals - pilot scheme an unexpected success. - Private Member
Unknown	After her two facebook husbands ran off together you'd have thought Kaitlin would have learnt her lesson about doubling up on guys. - Private Member
Unknown	Nobody understood why Indrani didn't just buy dental floss like everybody else. - Private Member
Unknown	The guys had a smashing time playing football in the garden, particularly Tom. - Private Member
Unknown	So that's how lesbians have sex... - Private Member
Unknown	Kate: If you two don't stop fighting your gonna get a spanking - Private Member
Unknown	God help us all if they go on a road trip! - Private Member
Unknown	Would that be "Road Trip: The Lesbian Edition"? - Private Member
Unknown	Road Strip, maybe. - Tommy
Unknown	Lesbian threesomes usually involve inflatable toys and giggling. The 'leader' puts on the ceremonial cap and guides the other lesbians in activities such as pillow fighting, pornographic photography and wet t-shirt competitions for the eager male onlookers. - Private Member
Unknown	Rumours of a strong positive correlation between academic intelligence and insanity are completely unfounded. - Private Member
Unknown	el' me! my tung ee' tuck!! - Private Member
Unknown	Sha: If I hide my head behind this statue of a naked woman nobody will know it was me that mixed turquoise and red. - Private Member
Unknown	STHLHS (sorry, had to, its been too long) - Private Member
Unknown	You know, some girls complain about the male-to-female ratio in Oxford, but as you can see here, I have no problem with it. - Private Member
Unknown	Sha: "See, I told Kaitlin about doubling up on guys--now these two want to run off together." - Private Member
Unknown	Christian: "How DARE you try to give flowers to Sha!" - Private Member
Unknown	James: "Hey, if we bring this football out here, people will think we're playing a game instead of working on our dance routine." - Private Member
Unknown	Jo: What did you say mate? Kate and Alice are lesbians?? urgh!! - Private Member
Unknown	The three stages of drunkenness, from sober and worried (left) to not sober and not worried (right). - Tommy
Unknown	Avi: Ouch! That hurts! - Avi
Unknown	For imitation Punky Fish tops you need: one black t-shirt, one big knife, one Tamara... - Private Member
Unknown	Both: Oh, did you just fart? - Avi
Unknown	Avi: "Hey! That tickles!" - Private Member
Unknown	Tamara: "Oooh, that's a nice shirt. After I stab her, maybe I'll borrow it." - Private Member
Unknown	Alice and Kate deny the lesbian butch-femme stereotype whilst enjoying their respective drinks. - Private Member
Unknown	Enrique: Dan, your hair-do's falling apart. Dan: Shh, If you don't say anything no one will notice. - Avi
Unknown	The junior deans work on their new discipline plan for Michaelmas '06. - Private Member
Unknown	Next time on "The Bill": PC Sacau faces Sun Hill's biggest threat ever - evil zombie gangs. - Private Member
Unknown	Dan: I told you there's be trouble if you borrowed my uniform without asking. - Private Member
Unknown	Christian and Mathias struggled to remain verticle after someone tied their shoe laces together. - Private Member
Unknown	Jo was having doubts about the "tail" she found in Kate's room. - Jo R
Unknown	Jo's true gender was only obvious when she was horny. - Private Member
Unknown	It looks a bit like a willy he he he. - Private Member
Unknown	I thought Georgios was the one who thought things were disgusting? - Private Member
Unknown	After sculling a yard of ale, Hutto faced an even tougher challenge... - Private Member
Unknown	Before his year as MCR President Mathias was a youthful creature bursting with vitality. Afterwards... - Private Member
Unknown	James was tired of being the one who always had to poison-test the sherry. - Private Member
Unknown	What Mathias will look like when he's done with his DPhil. - Private Member
Unknown	Kimi wishes she'd remembered to put a blanket down before sitting on the grass. - Private Member
Unknown	Much as the girls loved Rich, once they discovered he was made of chocolate, they had no option other than to eat him for survival. - Private Member
Unknown	Rich is distracted while Kate steals his wallet. - Marianne
Unknown	In an effort to make his housemates tidier Christian resorted to labelling items. - Private Member
Unknown	The magnetic suit was brilliant for helping Rich catch girls, but it caused him no end of trouble in airports. - Private Member
Unknown	James: "... 8... 9... 10... Coming ready or not!" - Private Member
Unknown	The latest fashion for girls - asymmetrical turn-ups. - Private Member
Unknown	Who said home appliances are fridgid? - Private Member
Unknown	Kate wouldn't be seen dead with fluffy dice. Inflatable dice on the other hand... - Private Member
Unknown	You won't get into the exams schools dressed like that... - Private Member
Unknown	The Harry Potter Snowman always dreamed of going to Catz but had to take his lessons outside the water garden at all times due to an unfortunate habit of always wetting his bed and his tutors' couches. - Kimi
Unknown	Boobies!!!!! - Private Member
Unknown	Chris and James took the game of Chinese whispers very seriously. - Private Member
Unknown	James: "If I pull Chris I can catch him off guard and pour this drink down his back!" - Private Member
Unknown	Man, these new roadblocks are ridiculous! - Private Member
Unknown	Despite being post graduate students at Oxford, those who decorated the MCR couldn't manage to get the letter "S" the right way around. - Private Member
Unknown	Christian would always go to great lengths to make sure he didn't get his shoes dirty. - Private Member
Unknown	"The Lynx effect - some men need a little extra help but by god this spray in a can has can-do!" - Anonymous
Unknown	Dan and Enrique are disappointed at yet another failed attempt at "Village People Idol" - Anonymous
Unknown	Giant man drinks pint. Giant woman looks on, swooning. - Anonymous
Unknown	ok - that's a funny caption. - Luke
Unknown	With the country's economy floundering, Australian geographers have to be thrifty when making maps. - Anonymous
Unknown	"Frankensteniho"...a Brazillian version of the classic horror tale. - Private Member
Unknown	"If anyone asks, we're practicing our wrestling moves." - Private Member
Unknown	"I wish I knew how to quit you!" - Private Member
Unknown	So THAT's how lesbians have sex... - Anonymous
Unknown	My newly published guide; 'The Art of Lesbian sex' will hopefully put an end to the endless string of captions like the above. - Private Member
Unknown	Mark: And that is how straight people have sex, Kate. - Private Member
Unknown	Mark jumps to the rescue as Kate chokes on Alice's clitoral body jewelerry. - Anonymous
Unknown	Don't be stupid Richard, willies don't have three prongs. - Private Member
Unknown	Lucy: "Mmm, Lenor." - Anonymous
Unknown	Dan tries out his new "trustworthy" poker face. - Anonymous
Unknown	Someone misjudged the length of Christian's bungee cord with disastrous consequences. - Private Member
Unknown	Nobody understood why Kate didn't use dental floss like everybody else. - Private Member
Unknown	A ridiculous sculpture. And a snowman. - Anonymous