The LoonyBin Caption Game
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26/08/2008 10:04
While Kate distracted Tommy by hitting him with the helmet, the lizard moved in for the kill.  - Anonymous
26/08/2008 10:00
A sad moment, as Daniel, James and Ben realise that they can't all get through the audition to be Thelma and Louise.  - Anonymous
26/08/2008 9:53
Sticks and stones may break my bones but...  - John
26/08/2008 9:53
Sticks and stones may break my bones but...  - John
20/08/2008 20:53
I guess that's why zebras don't have red hair  - rt
20/08/2008 13:27
Walkies !  - krys
19/08/2008 0:38
Thats disturbing....I can actually see through to the other side....  - Steve
19/08/2008 0:29
Heh heh...works every time...I told her I was the guy from The Green Wing...  - Steve
19/08/2008 0:25
Mum always liked me to look my best whatever my age....she made me wear these when I was a foetus....  - Steve
19/08/2008 0:22
Actually....the award behind me is crap....the smell is so bad in here I have to breathe through my mouth to keep from vomiting....  - Steve
19/08/2008 0:04
Anyone know how to seperate wooden poles from heads?  - Steve
02/08/2008 16:51
Sha attacked by woman wielding giant salami sausage  - rt
01/08/2008 20:13
Louise always found creative alternatives to washing her face.  - Sha
01/08/2008 15:21
I WANT THAT ONE! NOW!  - JORDAN =]
01/08/2008 15:18
Gwen...'Tell Me Why I Shoudnt stick this up your ass'  - JORDAN =]
01/08/2008 15:05
The Race Was A Draw, So They Kept Running.  - Bored.
28/07/2008 17:03
Ummmm.... Is that cream or icecream on your face?  - Louise AC
28/07/2008 17:03
This is how westerners think geishas like it!  - Louise AC
27/07/2008 22:13
Gwen: "That was wahsing-up liquid, not J2O!"  - Simon
26/06/2008 15:19
Aaaaah! Your blood tassstes sssweeet .. James-kula!!!  - Anonymous
26/06/2008 15:17
Safety first - Always wear helmet :)  - Anonymous
16/06/2008 21:52
I knew she wasn't really a weeble.  - Sha
16/06/2008 21:48
Alex tries his hardest to stop his nipples ending up on the internet.  - Sha
16/06/2008 20:19
Christian teaches the sumo wrestlers the ancient art of the Hokey Cokey.  - Kaitlin
16/06/2008 20:12
Dan: "Wait! The label's sticking out of your nappy."  - Sha
16/06/2008 19:02
Dan gives Enrique a massive wedgie.  - Anonymous
16/06/2008 17:49
Katia: "What do you mean, I've let myself go?"  - Sha
05/06/2008 6:13
This ninja's take on "urban camouflage" had been sadly misguided.   - MB
21/05/2008 12:21
Jessica was not sympathetic to Rohit's complaints about his receding hairline.  - Kaitlin
18/05/2008 20:30
Kathy was unimpressed with Daves attempt at a seductive gaze.  - Russell
08/05/2008 22:17
Having just found out she was allergic to cake, Alice explores other options for her birthday celebrations.  - Kaitlin
08/05/2008 18:19
Banksy drew Aidan?  - Sha
08/05/2008 18:15
Girl's romantically-timed proposal is not met with the delight she had hoped.  - Anonymous
06/05/2008 0:19
Having run out of legal cases to study, Heather's law class makes their own lawsuits.  - Kaitlin
06/05/2008 0:03
Ken: "What do you think of my plastic surgery?"  - Sha
05/05/2008 23:56
After repeatedly passing out during sex, Richbob fantasises about an erection that doesn't require all his blood.  - Anonymous
05/05/2008 17:32
The girls put two and two together and make six.  - Sha
05/05/2008 17:22
Dan on detox day.  - Sha
05/05/2008 17:18
One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver...  - Sha
05/05/2008 17:13
Markos prefers a diet high in iron.  - Sha
05/05/2008 17:08
Heather enjoys a rare day in which she is not hit by a single vehicle.  - Sha
05/05/2008 17:07
Heather's straight-girl cover did not fool the anti-lesbian terrorist movement.  - Sha
05/05/2008 17:05
Even though years had passed, Mark's ex still bore a grudge.  - Sha
05/05/2008 11:43
*Eagerly awaits lame joke about DPhil theses and monkey business.* :)  - Kaitlin
26/04/2008 15:57
Justin had no choice but to shoot his way in to the bop, as there was no way he was going to pay the £2 entry fee.  - Kaitlin
25/04/2008 17:04
Mathias couldn't turn down buying a suit at the 50% off sale.  - Kaitlin
25/04/2008 13:48
Late night three-way boxing matches were a popular activity in the Catz MCR.  - Kaitlin
24/04/2008 4:19
Someone learns to use adobe photoshop.  - Anonymous
24/04/2008 4:17
Lieke continues playing hide and seek oblivious to the crazy blonde about to knock her out.  - Anonymous
24/04/2008 4:09
Guy in red shirt suspects he walked into wrong common room.  - Anonymous
21/04/2008 1:29
Mark: "So that's where lesbians have sex....."  - Kaitlin
13/04/2008 20:31
Heather: "Are you sure about this? 'cause all I really want is your MAN ASS"  - Alice
13/04/2008 20:29
Matt hangs around Mr. Sandman, hoping he'll bring him a dream: the cutest that he's ever seen.  - Alice
13/04/2008 20:27
Banksy proudly displays his latest work  - Alice
13/04/2008 20:23
Fans of beastiality have had to become more ingenious with their methods as horses of today are very discerning.   - Alice
07/04/2008 6:37
The Hokey Cokey is one of the lesser-known rituals of the Oxford matriculation ceremony.  - Kaitlin
07/04/2008 3:21
Despite having postgraduate degrees from Oxford, the girls still couldn't spell out "YMCA" when the song came on.  - Kaitlin
07/04/2008 0:55
Goth Barbie 1-Are u sure this is in the goth handbook?  - Amber
31/03/2008 23:07
Kids in Cornwall are taught to be streetwise from an early age...what with all the aggressive, erm, sheep running about.   - Alice
26/03/2008 1:08
Munch's lesser-known work, "The Grunt".  - Aidan
26/03/2008 0:51
The nude models were misleading - an Open All Night, Totally Nude Darts Match was not going to be a pretty sight.  - Sha
26/03/2008 0:47
Nadene didn't approve of the methods Kate employed to get women into bed.   - Sha
25/03/2008 6:55
Sha tries out her invisible dental floss at dinner and nobody is any the wiser.  - Aidan
24/03/2008 23:13
Never had a plastic doll regretted having no genitals more.  - Anonymous
15/03/2008 22:13
Dan: "Oooh, so this is how lesbians have sex?"  - Anonymous
13/03/2008 17:52
Remco would live to regret moving to England before learning the language.  - Anonymous
13/03/2008 13:46
Legoland blamed for increase in kitchen utensil related violence among youths.  - Anonymous
13/03/2008 13:43
It wasn't the first time a tampon had come between two hot women with a fake spear.  - Anonymous
11/03/2008 13:10
Tantra sex on the dance floor!!  - anonymous
10/03/2008 22:52
"You know that I'm no good..." (c)  - Katia
06/03/2008 23:25
Ben: "Ladies, I have a massive man drill."  - Sha
06/03/2008 23:10
There's another 14 years of bad luck.  - Anonymous
04/03/2008 15:47
Kaitlin had doubts about the practicalities of her new dildo.   - Anonymous
04/03/2008 15:28
Stephen: "Close your eyes and when you open them again, I'll be doing something really horny."  - Anonymous
02/03/2008 21:50
Esther always went to great lengths to avoid vermin. Nobody liked to tell her that pigeons can fly.  - Anonymous
02/03/2008 21:39
Katia wishes Mathias would stop sharing his "Most interesting places I've had sex" stories over dinner.  - Sha
02/03/2008 21:31
Edible girlfriends are very sweet but not really any good for long term relationships.  - Sha
02/03/2008 1:08 *
Theo begins to regret his decision to enrol at clown school.  - Alice
02/03/2008 1:10 *
Mark proves to Richard that he hasn't lost his head.  - Kate
02/03/2008 1:12
Alex: "Is this how lesbians have sex?"  - Sha
01/03/2008 20:23
Reuben's doctors recommended a high-fibre diet.  - Kaitlin
01/03/2008 19:10
And that's why you don't visit a tattoo parlour while you're drunk.  - Anonymous
01/03/2008 19:08
James: "Look at my lovely long hose!"  - Anonymous
01/03/2008 19:04
Blonde in the background: "Ugh, homos."  - Anonymous
01/03/2008 19:03
And that's why you don't shop at Primark.  - Anonymous
01/03/2008 17:04
To be fair, "Reader's digest" probably looks a lot like "Reuben digest" to a 10 month old baby.  - Sha
01/03/2008 1:19
The careful camera work and cropping of the photograph mislead us into thinking this situation is dodgy. In actual fact Chris was wearing a nappy.  - Sha
01/03/2008 0:35
oh no! steve G died!  - Esther L
01/03/2008 0:34
i am not captioning this. this is just an unfortunate picture.  - Esther L
29/02/2008 20:48
Chris: "Now aint that better than a woman's gaze?"  - Sha
29/02/2008 13:42
They're trying to get me on to solids!  - Thornton
29/02/2008 1:12
It's lucky the truck hit that boy, otherwise it would have gone right into the Road Closed sign.  - Anonymous
29/02/2008 1:10
Man on the right: "Might I be in with a chance? Oh a boy can but dream..."  - Anonymous
29/02/2008 1:02
Despite accumulating evidence to the contrary, Rich swore blind that he was wearing a man's dress.  - Sha
28/02/2008 16:38 *
Suzanne shows off her amazing prosthetic 'Hand-breast'. "It certainly comes in useful", comments JT.  - Kate
28/02/2008 16:37 *
Suzanne: "I warned you I'd do this if you grabbed my ass again!"  - Alice
28/02/2008 16:36 *
"Shit."  - Sarah Pez
28/02/2008 16:36
It was clear that the Balliol performance of 'The Sound of Music' was running on tight budget.   - Sha
25/02/2008 23:49
Louise suddenly realised that she was only the only member of the audience facing the wrong way.  - Aidan
19/02/2008 0:04
The new pedal bin was crude but functional.  - Anonymous
18/02/2008 22:59
Richbob was perceived by many as a shy man of few words but actually he just happened to be particularly embarrassed about his teeth.  - Sha

* caption taken from former website so timestamp misleading.