| A rings tone tells us someone is waiting on the line for a call to be answered. | |
| Dalek Female Voice: | Hello and welcome to the Samaritan's Hotline. The Samaritans are committed to providing excellent customer care. So that we can provide the most appropriate treatment for your needs, please listen carefully to the following options. Press 1 if you have just been dumped by a partner. Press 2 if you are suffering from a bereavement. Press 3 if you have been diagnosed with a major psychological disorder. Press 4 if you are a drunk student wasting our time. |
| Beep | |
| Dalek Female Voice: | Thank you. You have pressed 1. We are sorry to hear you have been dumped. If you are considering suicide the press 1. If not then press 2. |
| Beep | |
| Dalek Female Voice: | Please state clearly your intended method of suicide after the tone. |
| Young woman: | (Sobbing) Gun. |
| Dalek Female Voice: | Did you say jumping off a high building? |
| Young woman: | No. |
| Dalek Female Voice: | Please speak clearly. Did you say jumping off a high building? |
| Young woman: | (Aggravate) No. |
| Dalek Female Voice: | Please state clearly your intended method of suicide after the tone. |
| Young woman: | I've - got - a - gun! |
| Dalek Female Voice: | Did you say hanging yourself from the rafters in your attic? |
| Young woman: | No. |
| Dalek Female Voice: | Please state clearly your intended method of suicide after the tone. |
| Young woman: | What do I have to do to get to talk to a real persona round here? |
| Dalek Female Voice: | Did you say bashing your brains out with a large rock? |
| Young woman: | No. |
| Dalek Female Voice: | I'm sorry, we cannot understand you. Please wait while we try to connect you to one of our operators. |
| A low quality version of 'Greensleeves' plays. | |
| Dalek Female Voice: | Your call is important to us. However we are experiencing a high number of callers who are considering suicide at the moment. Please wait for an operator to become available. |
| Greensleeves continues. | |
| Dalek Female Voice: | If you have access to the internet then you may wish to visit our website at www.imsuicidal.co.uk |
| Greensleeves continues. | |
| Foreign male: | Hello this is Johannes Jokkojohnsen. Can I take your name and date of birth please. |
| Woman blows nose | |
| Foreign male: | Can I take your name and date of birth please. |
| Young woman: | Angela. |
| Foreign male: | Can I take your surname please Angela. |
| Young woman: | Jones. |
| Foreign male | Is that Miss or Mrs? |
| Woman weeps | |
| Foreign male: | Is that Miss or Mrs? |
| Young woman: | My husband just left me. |
| Foreign male: | I'm sorry to hear that. Have you called us before? |
| Young woman: | No. |
| Foreign male: | Ok I'm going to have to setup a password on your account. |
| Young woman: | I want to speak to someone qualified. |
| Foreign male: | I'll put you through to one of our trained counsellors in just a moment. I just have to take down a few details first. |
| Young woman: | My name is Angela Jones. I was born on the 8th of November 1981 and you can stick the password up your... |
| Foreign male: | Thank you. I'll just put you through now Mrs Jones. |
| A low quality instrumental version of 'Greensleeves' plays. | |
| Dalek Female Voice: | The Samaritans are committed to providing excellent customer care. Your call is important to us. However we are experiencing a high number of callers who are considering suicide at the moment.... |
| Young woman: | Oh fuck this. |
| A gun fires. | |
| The line goes dead | |
